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hello it’s me again!
today i was rereading the last chapter of Never Not because I just think it’s so sweet. i adore the part at the end where they are talking about their wedding. and it of course got me thinking about what their actual wedding would be like.
i feel like it would be a couple of years after the end of the story. frank has been touring consistently and his band (whether it’s the same one or a new one i don’t know) is going major. he has a break before he flies out to LA to record and he tells Gerard he wants to be married to him before he goes. Gerard of course is so deliriously in love with and proud of Frank that he agrees immediately. So these morons have like 4 weeks to plan a wedding.
They spend the entire time getting a real kick out of calling each other their fiancé. Everyone is so tired of them (but happy for them of course). Because wedding planning, even fun back yard fuck it wedding planning, is stressful they do have a minor spat and maybe Gerard stays at his parents house and Frank sleeps at their place while they cool off. In the morning they rush to meet up and are totally crying and gushing about how they love each other and they’re sorry let’s never fight again all while making out obnoxiously. Again everyone is SO TIRED OF THEM.
They get married and it’s amazing. they have rings to match their necklaces and maybe Frank unveils (what’s probably not his first but is the biggest) tattoo of Gerard’s name and Gerard gifts him some art that is meaningful to them both. Now they are getting a kick out of saying my husband every 5 seconds. everyone realizes the wedding is NOT gonna make them stop acting this way and resigns to their fates.
Anyway these fools are still living rent free in my brain, and I had to come to your ask box to word vomit my thoughts about them at you <3
Oh this is ADORABLE
I absolutely think they get engaged and then, that night, they’re like “wait we’re smart, we don’t even want a big wedding, let’s get married in a month” and EVERYONE is like “that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.” They all roll their eyes and make fun of Frank and Gerard’s delusion but they all help out to make sure it happens. Mikey obviously helps the most and he obviously complains about it constantly.
I like the idea of someone semi-close to Frank (a work friend (yes he is still a barista) or some other musician) is really shocked that he’s getting married at, like, 22. They say something about like “aren’t you a little young to settle down like that? That’s a massive commitment.” Just an offhand thing, nothing malicious, but it rocks Frank to his core because Gerard isn’t 30 yet, maybe they are too young? Frank’s literally never considered it and now maybe he should be. And that SAME DAY, he comes home and Gerard is stressed about flowers or wedding colors or some shit and he says, offhand, that maybe they should push the wedding. And Frank just flips because he thought everyone was certain that this was the right thing to do, and now it feels like no one thinks they should get married. Cue spat. Cue reunion. Cue Mikey finding 85 new ways to call them disgusting because they can’t keep their hands off each other.
Gerard is late to his own wedding because he bought new eyeliner and didn’t like the way it smudged. Frank is also late to the wedding because Gerard still does his eyeliner, and he won’t do Frank’s until he’s happy with his own. Everyone is super annoyed that they’re, like, an hour late, and Gerard keeps trying to be like “this is our WEDDING, our eyeliner had to be PERFECT” and everyone is like “that’s a stupid excuse.” But Frank is like “it makes perfect sense, I understand” and Gerard almost kills him with the intensity of his heart eyes.
Their wedding is beautiful and fun. They invited Anthony since he’s in the band, but he’s in the back kind of fuming and Gerard spends the entire day rubbing it in Anthony’s face. They spend ALL DAY calling each other “husband” and making jokes about consummating the marriage and Mikey wants to throw up. And everyone else is so annoyed. But also there’s just so much love and support for them.
They give each other their gifts later that night, in private. Gerard gives Frank a small painting of their living room to take with him on tours/when he records so he’s always home. Frank’s gotten Gerard’s name tattooed on his hip, under the waistband of his jeans, so no one can see it but them. They’re so in love it’s sickening. They’re idiots. I am obsessed w them
Being demisexual sucks because sometimes I just want to go out and get laid but nooooooo I have to get to know someone before I can even think about having sex with them. Like, I have to go through a bunch of steps! I don’t want steps!
Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I’m tired of being the only one brave enough to write “I am chewing on this fic” in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it
caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line or something
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#bffs
THE PITT
2.02 – 8:00 A.M.
This is just to say that I fucking love Langdon and Mel, but I don’t ship them. Platonic chemistry exists and can be more interesting than romantic chemistry! They can have a bond and not want to fuck! They can love each other very deeply and not want to date! Please tell me I’m not the only one who reads their relationship this way!
(All due respect to Kindgon shippers. Y'all are great and to each their own! But if anyone wants to crash out over platonic Kingdon my inbox is OPEN)
THE PITT - 8:00 AM