tequila is like drinking the tears of a very happy young woman and whiskey is like drinking the tears of a very sad old man and gin is like drinking the tears of a closeted gay man named james

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

i want to vaguepost about someone it seems fun

bitch...

I can't shoot fireballs from my hands, but I can shoot cum from my cock and sometimes that's enough.

moshi moshi

huge ass

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

im addicted to learning because the right information can change your life

sometimes even save

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency

there's so much i don't know. how do i learn everything by tomorrow

thanks tate