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AestheticBisque

@aestheticbisque

i do art sometimes
she/her - 20 - queer
aestheticbisque on discord, art fight, and bluesky
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when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were about and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which im losing

baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.

Was watching my friends play Deadlock and the instant the game started the Drifter Player dropped this line in the chat and I felt inspired

Shoutouts to @littleguysdaily for all Little Guys related things

Shoutouts to @thebeeenjoyer and @isdilsu for helping me verify the correct amount of chuckability, engaging, squishiness, splorpability, bones and media literacy that Drifter has

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

Comment on my MA thesis:

Imagine making an oc for a D&D oneshot and then five years later one of your best friends decides to use it as a conduit for their newfound passion of writing yaoi smut. Depending on who you ask, Charlie Slimecicle is living several people’s best dreams and worst nightmares

it's funny because my job involves a lot of using a box cutter, so you'd think that's the thing I'd accidentally hurt myself with the most

but nooo no no no. the box cutter is my colleague, my ally, my friend. you know what is truly bloodthirsty in a print & signage shop? literally Anything Else that's able to cut but not supposed to. cardboard, sheets of plastic, the humble paper of course, corrugated polypropylene, aluminum composite sheets - i nicked myself on a sheet of magnetic material today?? it bled. kinda profusely.

basically:

  • box cutter: a trusty companion, might hurt you if you handle it wrong, but that's understandable
  • stuff you use the box cutter on: they know you as their enemy. they know the rules of this life: kill, or be killed. they know what they have to do.

thank you. the people need to know about the real menace

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