I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

@skepsiss @afewproblems 💜

@annoyinglyfanon ❤️❤️❤️

whenever we try to get our dogs excited for something we've been saying "do you want [activity / treat / etc]" and only now we've realized that they don't actually understand [activity / treat / etc] in isolation. we can say "ice cream" a million times to no response, but "do you want ice cream" works.

however, "do you want" also works.

"want" by itself, also works

we've conditioned our dogs to beg for the root of all suffering - they will not be escaping the cycle of samsara - we goofed - their karma is fucked - absolutely fucked

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

this post was up for like five minutes and already im being told how wrong i am

fuck you, you can kiss my 30 year old ass

When a multi chapter fanfic hasn't been updated in the past 2 years but the author is still active

Daily gratitude

I remember when Shawn and Juliet broke up and Lassiter made money off of betting on them breaking up and then he said that if Shawn "started batting for the other team" and offered him a 1000 dollars

All I can think about is Shawn possibly thinking, "I called you sexy the other day and I flirt with you relentlessly"

Anyways bi Shawn Spencer supremacy

HELLO SHASSIE SUBSET OF PSYCH FANS. i've been chipping away at part 1 of a slooowburn casefic shassie trilogy that matches the tone of the show for the past few bajillion months, and i have only 2.5 SCENES LEFT TO WRITE before it is FINISHED.

so if you love it when hardened, repressed men (lassie) who refuse to ever feel or reveal their more "embarrassing" emotions (lassie) are put in a position where they're no longer sound of mind and are suddenly putting all that nonsense (desire to be in direct contact with a certain fake psychic) on full display, or you can't get enough of shawn and lassie manhandling each other, or you won't ever tire of shawn and gus's unique brand of bickering, "Lace Up, Lassie!" may be the fic for you, granted you're comfortable with the tags.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60917227/chapters/155609320

updates are SLOW but HAPPENING!!! I'M SO CLOSE!!! i've never reached the finish line on a big writing project like this before, but i can so clearly taste that checkered flag this time...

HEY SO UHHH CHAPTER 6, THE PENULTIMATE CHAPTER, HAS BEEN UPLOADED. AH.

It’s very good and y’all should read it.

(he did not, in fact, know.)

sympathy for lassiter comes with age because it isn’t until you’ve held a steady job for a while that you begin to fully conceptualize just how annoying shawn spencer would be as a coworker

I disagree. For me, personally, sympathy for Lassiter came the moment I looked into his big baby blues. 💙