faithful depiction of the weather report i saw in my dream last night

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

you are also allowed to do this.

theyre going to kill me because nobody in history has acted strangely and im the very first

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

can I fucking help you, my liege

saw an opinion i disagreed with and didn’t say anything about it. +350XP

typed out a whole response and then took a deep breath and deleted it. +2000XP +500G

Each Benoit Blanc film takes place in a different season and classic murder mystery setting.

Knives Out: Autumn in a country house

Glass Onion: Summer on a private island

Wake up Dead Man: Spring in a small town

So the next film in the cycle needs to be set in winter on a mode of transportation.

The people yearn for Murder on the Orient Express

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

The Plattsmouth Semi-Weekly Journal, Nebraska, February 4, 1932

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

theres NONE left. i drinked it all stimboard 🌱

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.

happy 10 year anniversary!

This post.

This fucking post.

It is in some ways, the only piece of evidence I have that there was a time Before.

She keeps sending him kisses #wonderful #sir, please continue

Let's outlive some motherfuckers this year

may all the fascists die in 2026. amen 🙏