Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

I know how that feels. I accidentally cast vicious mockery, when I play Mario Kart.

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

I know that God is a cunt, for he and his buddy Murphy will make sure these poor guys will get one hell of a shit week. I'm a Sims player, I know the sadism of a deity.

Yet allow me to put my ramblings into a reblog, in the offchance that the prevs *do* end up with an easy week of nothing bad happening!

Fat chance.

I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERY THING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING SBOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is me, before going on a Random Article spree at 2:30AM.

Never owned a cat, eh?

Corruption kink except it's me going to bed to browse memes on my phone despite of knowing that my boyfriend will want to join me for cuddles and then immediately fall asleep even though he shouldn't nap because sleep during the day will ruin his sleep at night, but I let him anyway because it feels so nice to have him as a little spoon. Have fun getting your cute little sleep schedule completely fucking ruined for my amusement, darling.

Literally my bf and I, yesterday. What I didn't expect is that this goober can nap for eight fucking hours (I wanted to see how long he would if I let him), then wake up to go brush his teeth, just to sleep the regular eight hours right after.

And he's feeling rested, which is the part that scares me.

I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.

"grape" "sui-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.

This is mean, but when I’m in a safe context to do so, I love pretending I don’t understand what they mean and forcing them to explain in plain language.

It's not mean. You are so normal. If someone uses these terms when speaking to me directly I'm going to end up on the news.

And we've adopted this culture of newspeak, because platforms couldn't sell Minecraft porn ads to kids otherwise.

Let's not taboo important topics like Death and suicide.

Let's not avoid talking about the horrors or war or genocide.

Let's fucking not unalive, let's not avoid talking about covid, let's not avoid and indirectly tabooify topics like assault again.

Especially not just so they can sell ads.

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

As will I.

2 NOTES?

This post is an accursed creature

Touch-a da cursed artefact!

*shows up to a girl's house with the Royal Dansk Danish Butter Cookies*

I'm not fucking playing around

I forgot to post proof of cookie

This landed me a lesbian threesome btw

I know scissors were involved, but where's the rest of the sewing kit? Why the fuck are there cookies in the Deception Can?

"What are you reading right now?" My own wip because apparently I forgot my own writing style

Had to stop doing this because I just know my grubby little fingers will modify the wip and before I know it, I've diverted the whole damn plot into a new direction and can now delete the last 75% of what I've originally had behind the cursor. This inconveniences me because it also negates half of my god damn headcanon of my own canon, and now all the weeks daydreaming my plot has been in vain. Being God is a fucking pain and I understand why ours has abandoned us.

I ain't going back to read what I've slapped onto the document file. My style's changed? Yeah, uh, I took inspiration from James Joyce or something.

hello child born between the end of the 1990s and beggining of the 2000s, welcome to my saw trap. in front of you is a computer, you can learn to code and guarantee yourself the only career that will be available in a couple of decades, or you can play around on ms paint and develop a beautiful creative mind that will starve to death forever, you have a few years to choose but by the time you do it'll be too late