how to move through life like a real human being and not a reanimated corpse

Can we talk about how when Lloyd was a kid in Korea he was bullied (slapped with a slipper 3 times on each cheek) and immediately went to the back of the classroom, grabbed a fluorescent light, smashed it over the bully’s head, then said “nah I’m not done”, grabbed a chair and then beat the brakes off this kid? Cause holy shit

My mans was unhinged from the start. Like when bro snaps he just runs the ones. First the bully and then that asshole at the construction site who dissed his mom. Suho Kim is Like That. Now that he’s in a book he gets to throw hands with a +20 strength modifier and he keeps getting away with it. He’s learned that violence is the answer actually and he loves it

A very random orv dump.

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

i am not well understood. which is also my fault

i dont let them research me

Top traits to give a character

i'm actually a fake and surface level fan of everything that ever existed

they should invent earbuds and headphones that don't hurt your ears after a little while

Going no contact with yourself

2026 we're sleeping continuously for 365 days

Big fan of when a character is referred to as someone else's. Not in like a possession type of way but just as in oh yes they belong to each other. With each other. Package deal.

When I use my phone in a dream its always broken or buggy or just not functioning right. But when I use my computer in a dream she’s always right as rain. This is because computers are pure of heart and phones are evil by nature and our brains know this and try to protect our unconscious from them

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

Fool (affectioned)

Fool (derogatory)

In both versions of TGED they refer to Alicia as “His Majesty” and “the King” and it’s not until the cremo incident that they start using “Her Majesty” and “the Queen”

Like I get you want the sexy queen to be a surprise but come on