"oh she probably doesnt mean me" yes I do. #myyou<3

ich will nicht mehr

note to self: don’t even check insta before bed in case someone posts news in there

it is important to know about the horrors of this world but sleep is also essential so you don’t fall into despair. you can’t let it wear you out, and taking care of yourself is vital when people want you scared, because creating panic is a way to manipulate people into being compliant

btw do not trust those who offer an easy solution to complex problems, those who say you should be afraid only to say they have a simple fix for those fears. there is never an easy way to solve complicated problems, if there was, they would be solved long ago. that goes for any simple solutions for the economy, for immigration, housing, creating jobs, war and for fighting crime. especially when people in power say those problems are someone else’s fault and not their own when it is in fact the responsibility of the government to take care of all their people. if someone projects that they are a savior, don’t fall for it, because super heroes don’t exist

#derin what the hell is this

It's a sandwich? Have you never had a sandwich before?

I am from literally the opposite side of the world from Derin, and I genuinely don’t understand why people are confused, this is an incredibly normal looking egg salad sandwich. The egg salad is smoother than I ever managed to get it at home, but it looks exactly like the delicious sort of egg salad you can get in a supermarket.

Can someone please explain to me what’s so weird about this egg salad sandwich? Is it that some people are weirded out by the way that the lettuce is completely wrapped around the egg salad? Because that’s mildly unusual but not cause for this strong stronger reaction.

I always make a lettuce barrier because I don't like the bread getting soggy.

I also don't find this confusing or abnormal in any way, but I think the thing people might be reacting to is maybe the fact that it's on a hoagie roll instead of sliced bread?? which is a strange thing to be confused by, for sure

It's just a bread roll? I don't eat bread enough to buy it in loaves, I get these because they're a better texture to eat with soup (which is my normal use for bread). This is a very normal bread for a sandwich? Do people not go to subway any more?

Here’s the thing I feel like a lot of folks don’t get: I’m not trying to forget what you said. Honestly, I really tried not to. I can’t control what I do and don’t remember—forgetting things just happens. It’s annoying for you, I know, but for me it’s distressing as hell and when you make a big deal out of it rather than just reminding me you make me feel ashamed. I’ll remember that, at least.

It costs you nothing to be kind to people with memory problems. Please. It’s scary enough without people treating memory lapses as a personal failing.

This is gay of course in case it wasn't clear. I do support henchwomen in their career choices but we're doing gay villains here

Or they could both be girls who knows. This trope is usually done with the Evil Man who proceeds to kidnap someone about it but we could have an overlady why not. Girlboss

Evil Overlady reading outdated Evil Overlord Instruction Manual from the Sexist Old Days: hmm, says here I need to acquire an Evil Queen to assist me in my Rule of Terror and General Administrative Duties. I must follow what the Manual says

Henchwoman who has been wearing increasingly risqué bustiers every passing day of her employment: umm. ma’am. 😳 I would like to apply for that position  👉👈

Evil Overlady: Excellent! This is why I hired you, because you are a Real Go-Getter