It's only been a week, but it feels like a year.

civvic:

civvic:

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

(via what-even-is-thiss)

prunsel:

auxiphor:

prunsel:

oh my god

thats my kitty!!! Prunsel is larger now and still bites me

I LOVE YOU PRUNSEL(KITTY)!!!!!!

(via cccshutdown)

bowsersex:

Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don’t even care. They act like it’s normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he’ll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. “Oh you don’t wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?” And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that’s a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he’s not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.

(via chongoblog)

dwm-official:

(via cammadolph)

kla1991:

rapidlydecayingcorpse:

rapidlydecayingcorpse:

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

(via cammadolph)

knives-in-the-dishwater:

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently:

revswanson:

where in the HELL did that horse come from

(via adipemdragon)

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uss-edsall:

I have been going to the national archives about once or twice a season for the last two years, and there’s never once been a chair near this sign

(via adipemdragon)

lh7:

blondebrainpowered:

Two children ignoring the artwork at the San Francisco Museum of Art. ca. 1960s

Photographer: Herb Slodounik

Fuck, dude, it sure is.

(via jethroq)

redstonedust:

tragic when a thing gets hate for being ‘woke trash’ and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

(via jethroq)

knives-chel:

evergreen-femme:

tastylemonbread:

evergreen-femme:

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

to see a marching band

could be said about my entire life tbh

low effort recording. Swapped the last 2 lines for better flow and rhyming.

(via jethroq)

animentality:

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femmenietzsche:

Why Grandmother, what a realistic fursuit you have

(via jethroq)

xylophonetangerine:

“I fought in the Great Patriotic War and all I got was a four-year extension on my copyrights.”

(via jethroq)

sourcreammachine:

zamagi:

how did they know

john raul porge and gringo

(via adipemdragon)