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  • greatcheshire:

    bikiniarmorbattledamage:

    Screenshot of Bluesky posts: Jacob Geller (@jacobgeller.com) It must be hard to be an artist working Hades II, given how much time they'd spend with their eyes popping out and their tongues rolling out and hitting themselves in the head with a cartoon hammer as they shouted awooga. (It includes a screenshot of dialog with Melinoe, Princess of the Underworld, who is giving bedroom eyes and appears nude, at least from the torso up - but does not have any cleavage on display) Jacob Geller (next post) still thinking about how many games at SGF were the same incredibly boring version of honry and how much more mileage Hades it getting out of like, showing a collarbone Lady Emily (@ladyemily.nebulat.tv) It's the difference between drawing the societal expectation of horny versus what's actually horny, people who have heard the terms T&A and never really thought harder than thatALT

    So this came up a while ago, and it’s definitely not the first time that its been noticed that there is a wide disparity between over sexualized, and what people find sexy.

    This was again particularly highlighted when Capital-G Gamers got mad that Ghost of Yotei was designed with story and gameplay in mind over sexualization and pandering.

    I present to you, memes posted unironically by that crowd:

    A "Japanese girl in American game vs American girl in Japanese game" meme The Japanese girl is Atsu, from Ghosts of Yotei (2025), and so is a high definition model based on actress Erika Ishii in a kimono suitable for fuedal japan, with katanas. The American girl is Tina Armstrong from Dead or Alive 5 (2012), and so is a low poly cartoony blonde girl with a stars-and-stripes bikini top and a cowboy hat.ALT
    A "Designed With Gamers In Mind" vs "Designed With Activists In Mind" meme It's the same iamge of Atsu, but the "Gamers" one has been run through several yassification filters to give her an unnatural doll-like face and the kind of bust that is only possible through extra-large, high profile breast augmentations.ALT

    (This crowd is still mad couldn’t Erika Ishii removed from the game, even though they did succeed in harassing a developer into unemployment over a joke.)

    The upside of this is, it did lead to some of the funniest actual satire I’ve seen in a while.

    A "Designed With Activists In Mind" vs "Designed With Gamers In Mind" meme The Activisits is the default Mario from Super Mario Bros, the "Gamers" has a poorly edited on pair of boobs almost falling out of a bikini top.ALT
    A "Designed With Gamers In Mind" vs "Designed With Activists In Mind" meme The subject is Withers from Baldur's Gate 3, who is a mummified corpse in grandiose attire. In the Gamers version he inexplicably has huge boobs visible under his robes.ALT

    And in case you’re wondering, yes Withers Big Naturals is a real mod, and one of the most popular ones.

    A joke gif, showing Shigero Miyamoto speaking with the caption of "Video games were a mistake. They're nothing but trash."ALT

    — wincenworks

    Jacob Geller: Nebula | YouTube | BlueSky | Website
    Recommendation: “The Best Looking Game Ever”
    Lady Emily: Nebula | YouTube | BlueSky
    Recommendation: The Evolving Relationship of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy

    Still stand by this, btw. So much of the “sexiness” these type of gamers desire is the equivalent of a teenage boy going through puberty and putting the chest and hips sliders on the character creator as high as they can go with no deeper thought

    Source: bsky.app
    • 1 day ago
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  • shithowdy:

    jam-etc:

    tiktoksthataregood-ish:

    Wholesome

    i know i just reblogged this a few hours ago but i keep thinking about this man and his powerful emanations. i think this might actually be the physical manifestation of the soul of new york city. if he dies the city itself becomes pillars of dust

    (via moonpaw)

    • 1 day ago
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  • sophisticatedoyster:

    lizbukchoy:

    genericalosers:

    difty-dift:

    memequeen-official:

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    (via ceescedasticity)

    • 1 day ago
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  • mimustical:

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    Some fem Sanji sketches because apparently my 14 year old self is emerging out and shaking me to get back into One Piece

    • 1 day ago
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  • quirkedupratgirl:

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    she is so stupid, i love her.

    (via lady-vira)

    • 1 day ago
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  • demonsandpieohmy:

    ladyshinga:

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    @ladybracknellssherry

    • 2 days ago
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  • queenoftheantz:

    Done :) with :) all :) your :) bitchcraft :) ✨

    Did a lil dance for Marcille because I knew EXACTLY which song I wanted to have for her and I’m deep in my Dungeon meshi feels!

    Song is Bitchcraft (Caravan palace remix) by Drake Bell

    (via nonbinary-bosmer)

    • 2 days ago
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  • amythewhore:
“kshkonskpon:
“Periodic Table of the Polycules, by u/aprilarcus on Reddit
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The unicorn quad must be achieved
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    amythewhore:

    kshkonskpon:

    Periodic Table of the Polycules, by u/aprilarcus on Reddit

    The unicorn quad must be achieved

    (via ceescedasticity)

    • 2 days ago
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  • (via krazyfan1)

    • 5 days ago
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  • brunhiddensmusings:

    sarcasmgal-blog:

    quasi-normalcy:

    ceevee5:

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    I fear a fresh wave of the plague

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    Update from twitter

    i want to explain to people- the lower bit is accurate

    you probably pay way more in taxes/rent then a medieval peasants well as have less time off of work

    • 1 week ago
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