Because my friends made me.

2ultramarine2:

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Some embroidery I did on a linen project.

I am really proud of it, now you have to look at it 👍

chrispineofficial:

chrispineofficial:

saw an annoying post. but i’m being so brave about it

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i’m obsessed with you. shall we get married

periechoplithi:

daisywords:

the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

I hate this post. I hate this post. I say the plot chickens ALL THE TIME bc of this post and NO ONE understands and they all think I am INSANE.

thoodleoo:

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pliny voice it’s very simple. a porpoise is like a dolphin but sadder and with a sort of hateful aura to it

ericvilas:

ericvilas:

The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is “what the fuck is 6 7”

The computer, sadly, misinterpreted the space as multiplication.

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Truly the best possible outcome this post could’ve had

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thegeekstressart:

I live by the motto, “if you can’t buy what you want, make it.” And this motto came to life recently in the form of a floral mosaic dining table for my back deck.

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Our deck table had been showing its age already when the wind caught the umbrella and cracked it. I wanted to replace it with a mosaic table because I’d been enjoying that art form recently. But I couldn’t get one the size I wanted so I got creative.

I spent a few weeks looking for tile and figuring out a very loose design concept. I started by picking a limited set of tile shapes and a color palette.

Once the tiles arrived I had a piece of particle board cut to size for the base and I experimented with different motifs until I settled on a selection of floral shapes that gave me plenty of variety to fill space without locking me into one repeating pattern.

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And then I was off! I basically doodled my way around the table, attaching tiles with Weld Bond (I went through 4 full bottles!) and rocking out to the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack.

Once the florals were done it was time for the background…

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Over 3,800 1cm glass tiles make up the not-design part of the design. It went pretty quickly though because I just had to fill the space, leaving room for grout.

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Once I had the tile done, my husband assisted with disassembly and reassembly. We used the legs off the original table for this one (waste not).

One huge bucket of black grout later…

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She is finished.

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I enjoyed making it and just looking at it makes me so happy - I can’t wait for all the dinners we’ll have around this table 🌼❤️

This is the best idea of all time

shesgonnachangetheworld:

people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard

Anonymous asked:

Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

gayvampyr:

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

don’t let anything stop u from being a hater king

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take your time

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saltybenchday:

I need to know more about Lady Cheetham. Polly is an icon and I want a whole book about this woman who knows runes and buys peacocks as a prank gift for her husband and raised Jack and Elsie and becomes besties with an immortal member of the fae.