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SWAG PUNCH A BITCH

@algernonagon

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fun fact: some species of fish are mouthbrooders, meaning that they carry their eggs/fry in their mouth to protect them from danger. this behavior is most commonly seen in cichlids, but also occurs in certain species in other familes like catfish, gouramis, and arowanas :)

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“I asked ChatGPT-” Yeah well I asked Lieutenant Commander Data Soong from engineering and he told me that while he could, in fact, do my physics homework, he fears that it may have a negative impact on my academic performance and that he would not proceed with this arrangement.

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HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUNISH A KNIGHT WHO BLUSHES AND SMILES EVERY TIME YOU TRY

listen, if i didn't respond with a blushing "as you wish, my lady" and squirm a little about it then what kind of loyal knight would i even be?

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emmacandle

YOU COULD AT LEAST PRETEND THAT YOU DONT LIKE IT

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started as kiss anatomy practice, felt obligated to draw bart kiss everyone for new years hehe

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glados is a bratty sub and i am going to domme that fucking building so help me god. those walls are gonna be twitching when im done

please imagine me making this post stone cold sober and grimly stoic

The Jake Paul fight against Anthony Joshua gotta be a prime example of how desperately conservative wealthy douchebags like JP cling to the fantasy that they are physically the strongest, toughest winners of society. In what fucking world would a man like AJ lose to someone 5" shorter and 20 pounds lighter with no professional heavyweight experience. JP is convinced he can pay for the experience of beating someone at the top of their field, because that's what he wanted out of this. He paid for the ability to say "I can beat Anthony Joshua." He genuinely forgot there is something called the love of the game, and if this look in Joshua's eyes ain't it idk what is

i ask everyone to remember that Anthony Joshua is an Olympic gold medalist with this fucking record:

the fact Paul even challenged him, implying he could stand a chance against AJ, is an insult.

Please can we make sure we reblog the other angle of that moment of the fight in which JP looks like he's seen his own death and knows it is imminent.

This is THE haunted look the world wants to see in the eyes of every alt-right douchebag.

I can't get over how happy AJ looks

*winds up punch* I can't believe I get paid to do this :D

"The Nazi... asked me to punch him? Dude, sure!"

If you tell a yankee "its never okay to kill people for the US no matter how poor you are" you can trigger secret dialogue that makes you understand why Malcolm X hated liberals the way he did

these other Jax doodles by gooseworx...........CREEP BY RADIOHEAD...........ARE YOU SO FOR REAL🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️........

“ohhh men aren’t allowed to cry” “men get no emotional support” “the only flowers men ever get are at their funerals” “no one compliments men on their outfits” no actually there are men who cry and are tender with each other and give each other flowers and compliments they’re just called faggots and you beat them to death if they try to associate with you

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