connor on late night: *incredibly charming, jokes that the skating was harder than the russian*

hudson on the tonight show: assume the position jimmy

what the fuck is kevneil

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

remember remember

thinking about shane buying the video game with ilya on the cover because it's the only way he can have a picture of ilya in his house

Achilles and Patroclus Posting this while Hudson is in my Milan. This took way too long to draw (especially Connor's hair) but pretty satisfied with how it came out. There's another version on patreon with the bg and wallpapers!

"My enemies have no right to call me that. "

you think we've said all there is to say about heated rivalry? i'll come up with obscure takes like you can't even believe. i think shane hollander buys his socks in mega packs from costco

Costume party!!

Feat additional Dazai fit:

always thinking about shin yoosungs survival horror protagonist experience in early orv

I don't know how to explain this but when House drugs Wilson while Cuddy is around he just lets Wilson's head smack on the table, but when he drugs Wilson when they're at the hotel he knocks over a glass making sure to catch Wilson's head before it hits the table and lower it gently and the only difference between these situations is that there's no one around because House doesn't like showing people just how much he loves Wilson because it feels like a weakness or something for people to get at him for which is probably because his dad hates displays of weakness.

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

the second he feels like he's allowed ilya is like i'm going to boyfriend harder than anyone has ever boyfriended ever. win boyfriend olympics. boyfriend hall of fame. watch the fuck out hollander.

whatever. go my bodysharing au

losing my MIND over the fact that Ilya probably thinks he's actually helping when they go to Shane's parents' house.

They get there and Shane is like "Ilya and I are, uh..." and Ilya is like "hmm we haven't talked about this but I know Shane is really uncomfortable right now, so I will shout out the one (1) english word I know that describes this situation. LOVERS."

Then they're talking about how long they've been together and Shane is like "since our rookie season" and Ilya is like "well, hold on now, you said you don't like lying to your parents, so let's be very clear about when this started. We have to be so clear about the fact that it started the summer before our rookie season. Wait, would it make you feel better if I give your parents the exact date and time of our first hookup?"

And then Yuna is like "you've been in love that long?" and Ilya is like "I need you to understand I've been drilling your son into mattresses from here to Florida for the last decade, but I can't say that because I want you to be my mother in law, so are you picking up what I'm putting down?" and Shane is like ILYA and Ilya is like "I am ANSWERING MY MOTHER IN LAW'S QUESTIONS"

And then he drinks his vodka and eats his pasta in his Boston shirt, very proud of himself for being sooooo supportive, meanwhile Shane is actively praying for a black hole to swallow him up

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work