lets get a little representation for kids who have no money and nothing to do in town and dont live in walkiny distance of their friends and arent brave or outgoing and arent really allowed to go out unsupervised in our high achool aus okay

Soulslike boss where when you get them below 20% hit points it triggers a taunt where they refer to themselves in the third person, and the name they say is completely different from the label on the on-screen health bar. The game immediately pauses, buffers, then displays a popup informing you that someone else's health bar has been shown in error and apologising for the inconvenience. The depleted health bar is then replaced with the correct (full) health bar, and the fight resumes.

Who needs a princess when you can charm the cute, giant dragon instead?

Not sure why this popped in my head, but I really wanted to make it. I imagine it as a set for a movie or a play they made for their show.

Hey hey yall I’m not dead just had a lot on my mind uh-

So have a stupid comic I made based off a goofy autocorrect from a conversation with a friend of mine did lol

forgot to post it here

i love poison control. one time i was eating soup and i found glass in it (??? we to this day have no idea how) and i called them like "i might've swallowed a lot of glass" and they were like "without noticing?" and i was like "the pieces were small and i wasn't chewing because it was soup" and they said "oh what kind of soup?" and i said "butternut squash. i made it!" and they said, "did you...put the glass in there?"

the melee hotline number was busy

hmm

Tolkien was ahead of his time

"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked my 15th century knight and he's got a big fucking lance and he's charging at full speed in your direction fuck you

Man I love ruff ruff danger dogs, cant believe I haven’t thought to check for a fandomspace on tumblr until now

like. i'll leave this alone. but HOW are historical romance books not sexualizing the fall of breeches. literally a blowjob flap. not to mention the collars that open to the diaphragm. the décolletage with a wide neckline one swift tug from being revealed. the calves on display. the intimacy of finally seeing the real hair beneath the wig. cmon it's basic storytelling

i love making a post that attracts everyone with usernames like mozartswigsweat and bonnetenthusiast and foppishrake and petticoatsonpetticoatsonpetticoats and dandyismunlimited within 48 hours. blessed webbed site. merry christmas to us all.

get gricked

i think i just witnessed a miracle

There is always hope

for months ive been thinking to myself "food is highkey yummy", a phrase which not only means nothing but is also stupid as fuck