Fuck jkr and her shitty opinions.

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Masterlist

The Big Fics:

We’re All Monsters (Living in a Dream) aka the Daddy Issues Werewolf Fic (DIWF) (WIP):
Two days before he might have fought off dementors from Privet Drive, Harry meets a werewolf. It goes less smoothly than he might expect. The ensuing custody battle and full moon transformations, on top of his OWL year and a brewing war— well, he never expected that to go smoothly at all.
Werewolf!Harry, Dad!Remus, OotP canon divergence

A Rat in the Hand aka Pocket Dad (WIP, Series):
Not every mistake can be fixed, not every broken thing repaired. But you can still do the right thing, even after everything.
And damn it, Peter is going to try.
Dad!Peter, SS/PS canon divergence

The Peter Collection:

The Break and the Fall:
There is a brief moment when Regulus Black and Peter Pettigrew are both in the service of Voldemort. This isn’t a story about that. It is a story about everything that came before, and a little that came after.
Regulus/Peter, canon compliant (or at least compatible), MCD

we begin in the dark:
“To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” — Albus Dumbledore
…there are those who would beg to differ.
Regulus/Peter, First War, nonlinear narrative, character death

Out of the Woods:
Life continues after the ending of every story, happy or otherwise. 
Or: Peter has a plan, after everything falls apart. He isn’t totally sure if it's going to plan, though.
Peter/Petunia, Post-Halloween, cheating

Other Highlights:

Where do we begin?:
The Wizarding world began to rebuild in the days following the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry took a moment to have a much needed conversation.
Harry and Andromeda talk family, canon compliant

whatever you do (come back):
In which secrets are discovered, discussed, and shared, everyone has to be a grown-up, and tattoos are life-changing. 
Soulmate!AU, but make it platonic.
Dean Thomas & Nymphadora Tonks, soulmate marks, EWE

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computerexploder:

im just someones weird sister

prokopetz:

Yes, yes, “they would not fucking say that”, but consider: “huge fucking dumbass randomly displays inexplicably deep insight on some pertinent, narrowly defined topic while remaining in every other respect a huge fucking dumbass” is never not funny.

teaboot:

teaboot:

Idk who has to hear this today but sometimes the devil doesn’t need an advocate. Sometimes the devil is already winning

Saying this as a recovered devil’s advocate btw, that bitch didn’t need my help he just wanted the exposure

valtsv:

vintagegeekculture:

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It is called “Gay School Bus” as the company was called Gay Toys, Inc. (As in the surname.)

from the down with cis bus and friends collection

dragon-in-a-fez:

“meteoric rise” is such a weird phrase. literally the main thing meteors don’t do

academicblorbo:

Ilya meeting Shane’s parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya “The Terminator” Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word “lovers” and Russia’s Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them “boyfriends” and it’s your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT

mythmagicetc:

and the thing is yuna probably sees ilya’s loyalty to boston as a relevant proxy for his loyalty to shane, because of the things that are wrong with her

faunlord:

The thing that really sucks but everyone is too scared to talk about is that fumbling to plug your phone charger in doesn’t even scratch your phone

to-put-my-arms-in-fragile-hands:

lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

It feels almost unbelievable that there’s an Olympics this year. Not just this year but next month. Like can you please come back another time thanks

At least they’re in Italy though

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