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Laya

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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

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When it suddenly crashes on you that it is real and not just a nightmare, and the dam of tears breaks 💔

seeing so many people who haven’t been here for a while . we’re all family and will always be . what we got to experience is rare and precious . hope time will allow us to look back at it with joy and peace again . hugging all of you tight

This made me smile. I think we sometimes need reminding that there are still some genuinely good people out there.

isn’t it just sad when you realise you’re not special to someone anymore, it’s like you still talk but they don’t talk to you the same way

Source: lohver

this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen

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arciifer

To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”

He’s not

With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.

Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.

That bird was livid!

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zamaron

that bird sound like a white frat boy who found out his momma cut off his xbox live subscription

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gaspack

this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all 2017

I am dying , sis is pissedt!

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

depression tips™

  • shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
  • moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 
  • put on clean, comfortable clothes. 
  • put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
  • drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
  • clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 
  • blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
  • make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 
  • make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
  • go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
  • call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
  • cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

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iride9scent

Absolutely helpful. I think I’ve done three or four of these things today, makes you feel better.

I do a lot of these things to cope, very helpful post.

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epicwalrus

Quick added tip for the food: If like me you struggle with cooking whilst depressed (I would always fall back on cheat food no matter how hard I tried) make good food in advance

Batch cooking and slow cookers/crockpots are your best friend. Make enough to feed multiple people and separate it up into single servings and freeze. When I’m between bouts of depression I batch cook my ass off so my freezer is full of enough good food to see me through a depressive bout. My freezer always has multiple serving of things like pasta bakes, soups etc. all homemade and all super healthy. 

Then when you’re depressed and can’t face cooking anything all you need to do is grab your meal of choice and microwave it and you’re good to go. Good food to keep your energy up and make you feel a bit better. Also, microwave rice is handy as fuck.

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dansmithistooperfect

Another thing would be, try learning a new language, or a sport, or an instrument.

just do something that takes up time and requires full attention, it helps distract.

traits that are not ugly

  • girls with facial hair
  • boys with tiddies
  • any traits that don’t seem “consistent” with a persons gender

traits that are ugly

  • misgendering ppl
  • deadnaming ppl
  • equating presentation with gender

this has been my ted talk thank u + goodnight

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