Reblogged the-oceans-rose
you bottle Miette??
You crush Miette like the grape?
brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS
Reblogged charliethemanticore
that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise
Reblogged darkest-dalist
Tag game reblog this and put Baby’s First Blorbo in the tags like who was the first Character to move into your head and live there back when you were still figuring out how to tie your shoes
Told some kids that they needed to handle their problem like adults and they thought I meant fight physically. No idiots talk about your feelings. Hm it’s occurring to me that adults actually are also really bad at that.
You need to handle your feelings like adults fictional characters from the regency era
Wrong. Mr.Darcy fled the scene every time he experienced an emotion for MONTHS.
Reblogged charliethemanticore
for my birthday I’m giving you all a very special gift: a “which Muppet are you?” quiz with 36 possible results! it’s been a while since I had an idea for a uquiz so I was super excited to finish this one. enjoy! tell me which muppet you get!!!
Reblogged nerdie-faerie
my body is a machine that makes headaches
Reblogged felixphoenixx
its pretty amazing that when a cat is on you or on a table its pretty big but when a cat is on the floor its actually really small
Also how cats are pretty light until they walk on your chest and then they're the heaviest animals of all time
Reblogged fable-and-thread
of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
easy website
^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”
weird horse
"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!
train wreck of a post. hit reblog
oww :(
Reblogged charliethemanticore
so so many fictional characters i love i know i would HAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEE as people. but when they are within the context of their little worlds and dealing with people that are not me i luv them
#listen#would I want to ever interact with someone like Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun#no#that guy is a manipulating little weasel that does not care about other peoples feelings#but in fiction?#he is a little loser man with a murder board about his own dad hidden behind a giant portrait of himself#he is hannah montana-ing his life#he got ghosted and sad about it after he himself broke up with his maybe boyfriend#he is so pathetic i love it so much
Reblogged joanthangroff
today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?
Reblogged stressedbi
You can only reblog this on the 3st of January
the 3st huh?
the 3st is real
crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva
shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm
