Pinned
Sometimes I look at my ipad Lock Screen and am like wow. I drew that. In like 2018. And it’s the best thing I think I ever drew and I can’t ever come up with ideas of things to draw cause all the ideas went into like that drawing and my home screen and now theres nothing left.
You know what, I don’t think I ever showed these here
OP: A seasoned clothing insider with 16 years experience takes you shopping and shows you how to pick the right clothes—details that show the clothes aren't worth the price. (cr 多多服装经)
Why am I just now finding out that one of Batman’s sons is a little adorable starfish alien who just loves his dad so much????
Why was this precious little Starro in a Jar (and therefore named JARRO) kept from me????
He wants to grow up and fight crime with his dad
Look I didn’t want to have to pick a favorite batkid but I have now! Look at this precious little guy!
We’ve been robbed
it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life
this should be illegal and i'm not fucking joking
Was in a meeting today where a 40-something policy analyst said "in the words of the great philosopher @Dril,"
crime/mystery media where the main character is just a nosy fuck and not a cop is always so entertaining and so much better than police procedurals
Is this from Muppet's Goncharov?
It is! Only the directors cut though.
Yeah there's a fucking Grinch nesting under the porch; I think they only do that when they're really sick or about to die. Yeah I— no, Jesus, I don't want the kids to see that. I gotta call Whoville Services when they're out of the house
Hi, I'm a wildlife rehabber, I specialise in grinches! It's quite possible your grinch just decided to make himself at home under your house because it's the only available shelter. They typically prefer dark, mostly enclosed remote locations that still allow them foraging access to urban food sources, but as the urban sprawl progresses, this is less and less frequently your classic lair on a mountain and more and more often just a place the grinch calculates is relatively undisturbed. How often do you look under there? Try putting some festive lights on under there for next time.
While we're at it, this is a great time to mention proper storage for household waste. A grinch can't be tempted by food a grinch can't smell ot get to! If you don't take steps to prevent it, a different grinch could move in when this territorial vacancy appears. Or worse, your he could be a she — in which case you should definitely give wildlife services a call, because you can't remove a pregnant, nesting grinch from your crawlspace safely by yourself.
we cooked and ate his ass
you are not even engaging in the deep meanings of Toys youre just playing because it's fun.
Generational differences!
heated rivalry is great because rachel reid was like “i want to write about sidney crosby getting railed” and the jacob tierney was like “No we’re gonna make a show about love persevering despite toxic masculinity and homophobia in pro sports” and hudson williams was like “the studio has tricked me, langara college trained hudson williams, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted autistic hockey player with an ed and a beautiful mind” and connor storrie was like “i’m in a clown school commercial!”
awesome to work as an extra in movies. let’s hire the guy that looks like a person that could be there
One day, in the future, this entire system of tiered passports and immigration restrictions and second-class citizenship will be gone, a relic of the past, and the phrase "Immigration is a human right, moving is a human right" will seem as quaint and obvious as "Aparteid is bad" in an old sci-fi episode
the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
insane like/reblog parity on this post btw
i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
Do you need something.
before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard
someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information
& this is probably my favorite public statement ever released by any notable figure ever
