Singing a little song for you

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non-plutonian-druid

[ID: Teenage Stanford Pines sits with his back to the viewer in an empty, darkened government office waiting area. His shoulders are hunched past his ears and he is holding an EMF reader in his hands. End ID.]

For my @fanartfrenzy bingo, I promised Ford having a breakdown at the DMV and i have brought you Ford having a breakdown at the DMV

(He's calibrating his EMF reader and NOT crying about his brother being dead. You can tell because of how not distraught he looks.)

From @caninescreations' fic Res Derelictae in their Gravity Falls AU Bloodsucker Brother, in which Stan is eventually a vampire but currently is a ghost that Ford can't find. (content warning for yknow. major character death. he gets better)

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animentality

beautifulterriblequeen

A sign to tap

dark-lord-of-awesomeness

Hmm. Gots lots of fun ideas bonking around my noggin. Gonna let this one fly free.

This is for @artistredfox and @caninescreations

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yooo exploding Stan au gf this is so good temporary character death gore

mathsanddinos

identifying-deer-in-posts

Black text on a white background reading, "How to Identify Deer based on what you say when you see them." Beside the text is a simplified doodle of a hog deer giving a thumbs up, with the words "by AV" written underneath.

Two images of deer, one on top of the other. The first is of two whitetail does, one facing the camera, the other facing away with its tail up. Text by the image reads, "Holy ears." Under the image, text reads, "White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)." The second image is of a mule deer doe's face. Text next to it reads, "Holy ears." Text underneath reads, "Mule deer (Odocoileus hemionus)."

Two images, the top being a bull moose and the second being a group of reindeer running. Text next to the moose reads, "Holy fuck." Underneath reads, "Moose (Alces alces)." Text next to the reindeer reads, "I would burn it all down just for you." Text underneath reads, "Caribou/reindeer (Rangifer tarandus)."

Three images, the top being a bull elk, the middle being a red stag, and the bottom being a sika stag. Text beside the elk reads, "The squealerrrrr." Underneath reads, "Elk (Cervus canadensis)." Text beside the red deer reads, "The bellowerrrrr." Underneath reads, "Red deer (Cervus elaphus)." Text beside the sika stag reads, "The squealerrrr," followed by a space, then, "Jr." Underneath reads, "Sika deer (Cervus nippon)."

An image of a fallow buck, followed by an image of a marsh deer doe. Next to the fallow buck is an image of Twitch's 5head emote; underneath the fallow buck reads, "European fallow deer (Dama dama)." Next to the marsh deer doe is an image of one of the queens from RuPaul's Drag Race saying, "Oh, work, bitch." Underneath reads, "Marsh deer (Blastocerus dichotomus)."

Three images stacked on top of each other. The first is of a sambar hind. Text beside it reads, "Ew what's on its neck," followed by, "Sambar (Rusa unicolor). (It's a gland)." The second is of a muntjac buck. Text beside it reads, "Ew what's on its head," followed by, "Reeves' muntjac (Muntiacus reevesi). (They're glands)." The last image is of a haggard looking Visayan spotted deer hind. Text beside it reads, "Ew," followed by, "Visayan spotted deer (Rusa alfredi)." There is a space, then, text reading, "(They're cute most of the time)."

A helpful guide for all my fellow antlerheads

prehistoricsilverfish

@mathsanddinos

whoa it my friend

lamuliz

Dysfunctional without his other half

dark-lord-of-awesomeness

monbitemon

One More Time

Stanuary Week 2: Isolation and connection

Phone booths always have such a tragic and romantic vibe imo

Heavily inspired by the vibes from Pay Phone Birthday Blues by @dark-lord-of-awesomeness. Love the mix of deeply emotional and genuinely terrifying supernatural danger in that fic <3

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derinthescarletpescatarian

This is great.

certified-anti-microsoft-posts

I forwarded this to my orgs network security guy, he thought it was funny so this is going in the blog

marypsue

melyzard

As more and more people are being forced to switch to Windows 11, Microsoft's most AI-malware-ridden OS yet, I've been putting together articles and links for how to undo the damage and save your battery, your RAM, your disk space, your privacy, and your sanity from this bullshit.

FIRST:

The easiest way to get rid of the majority of the bullshit that Windows is forcing on us, as of October 2025, is this one-stop-one-click debloat solution from a modern day hero:

GitHub - Raphire/Win11Debloat: A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform v

A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customi

GitHub

It's very easy, even if you're not tech savvy or get scared of pop up windows saying "ARE YOU SURE?" Yes, you are sure, I promise. This program takes maybe two minutes and will save you SO MUCH pain, time, and money (and exploitation).

Now that you've done that, here's the cleanup, to catch the little shit that the debloat might have missed (most of this will already be done by debloat, but hey, it's good to double check).

Sick of AI in your Windows 11 PC? Here's how to get rid of it

Microsoft wants to put AI everywhere on your PC, but you can take back control.

PCWorld

Even just reading about some of these features makes me angry. Fucking Copilot and "Discover" AI scrapers are in Notepad. NOTEPAD. And then there's this uncanny valley garbage:

Copilot+ PCs have a feature called Windows Studio Effects, which is also available on some earlier AI PCs. It can perform real-time visual effects on your webcam image to make your skin look smoother and even fake eye contact so it appears you’re always looking at the camera.

No uncanny valley video calls for me, thanks! (Also, what else is it doing while it scans your face and listens to your calls? What else, microsoft? Because there was a lot of memory being assigned to this program for a simple "smooths your skin" add on).

Stop Windows 11's most intrusive ads with these 9 easy tweaks

Tired of Microsoft pushing ads throughout Windows 11? Here are the settings you can tweak to turn them off and reclaim some privacy.

PCWorld

The truly insane number of places they have stuck ads on your own home computer is sickening. Become Unmarketable.

Bonus:

Some background programs you probably don't need that are taking up space and how to remove them (Microsoft forums, 2024)

Your Samsung Galaxy Phone comes with 22 apps you don't need (Android Police, 2025)

How to disable the AI in firefox (still the only browser that lets you do this permanently) (Windows Report, 2025)