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I am Jack's post-nut clarity

@amazingspiderlad

back from the dead, bitch- my old account got hacked but I'm back and I am still the certified tumblr funnyman

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

Marie Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

"Written by the wizardess Maria Skłodowska-Curie, these ancient tomes detail the arcane forces which killed her. To this day, these texts emanate that same poison. Approach them at your own peril."

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