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If you’d prefer to DM me on Tumblr about your commission instead of filling out the form, that is also fine! <3
Sample works can be found in that form, on my ao3, and on this tumblr :)
if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.
It's called hard sci-fi because it's not as easy
I thought it'd be fun if I made aliens that respirate CO² into O² like plants but I started thinking about how I'm not actually sure how exactly those chemical processes work and now I'm on the wikipedia page for nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide phosphate
I feel like the media literacy ogre for biochemistry
classmate made a harry potter reference within earshot and i saw this menu appear in front of me
Comments liked and replied to by Dan and Phil on ‘Dan and Phil React to HEATED RIVALRY’
secret/lowkey epilogue stonathan + epilogue henderhop where dustin and steve keep getting increasingly suspicious of each other
steve is like “hey I wanted to come visit you this weekend” and dustin is like “ooo actually i’m going to visit el this weekend” and steve is like
and dustin says “next weekend could work though!” and steve goes “ohhh actually jonathan is coming to visit next weekend” and dustin is like
75% decrease in insect biomass within my lifetime and I'm supposed to care about cover letters
haiku of despair