i love a character who can't stop dying. bitch you JUST got better what do you MEAN you died again. that's the fifth time this week

not enough people appreciate how beautiful the Monument Valley games are

fuck you mean i need to create an account and buy your membership to read an article because i've reached my monthly article limit fuck off omg

This fanfic shit is too easy bro.

kid told me today i’m “way too old to not have a girlfriend by now”. i’m like i know but hey

crucially this conversation ended with her saying “what if you never get a girlfriend but you get old and die and then the grave next to you is a girl and then your spirits make out in the cemetery” and i had to be like “ok let’s talk about something else” instead of “that would be sick as hell i would love to be a ghost making out in the cemetery”

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there is no fucking way akizet ripped an awesome yaouri couple apart with her bare claws and then stood on their shared dead body

Not a dream

Ragnar (old, blind, big, strong) pushed me by accident while I was putting on perfume and I dropped the bottle (of my favorite perfume which I got as a present for my birthday) and it completely shattered 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he didn’t get injured because my first instinct was to carry him away but I both stepped on the glass and cut myself a few times picking it up 🥹😭😭😭 amazing start of day 😭😭😭😭😭😭 and it was a really expensive perfume too 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I had to go get that taken care of because there was glass remaining in my foot 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it hurts a lot 😭😭😭😭

Was the glass on hardwood or carpet? Hardwood is easier to clean glass off than carpet.

Unfortunately a combination of both but I think I cleaned it all but now I am limping at work 🥹

I don’t want you all to spend your hard earned money on a silly vanity thing for me like perfume that I broke accidentally but I love you all ily

My kofi link is always in my about section but there’s really no need to give me money for perfume

At best you can buy me coffee, but I even think that’s too much

I don’t have a wishlist anywhere, just a lot of affection from and towards you all ❤️

Don’t even mention it, legit yesterday I had a big crying fest when I noticed how confused he gets in the evening, thinking how life is unfair because my pretty baby boy doesn’t deserve to be old and achey, he deserves to be forever young and healthy

I've seen photos of Ragnar with tiny pan, and he has to be over a hundred pounds. What do you mean you carried him away???

I think the heaviest he ever was was around 88 pounds when he was on heavy meds therapy, he is much leaner now and of very healthy weight 🥹 he is just lanky

Just a lanky lad

IS HE WEARING WINTER PAJAMAS?!?

HE GETS COLD OKAY

Prada Paradoxe Intense 😳

Haha, no I definitely cried, but that was also due to pain and walking has been a nightmare these days because of the injury 😭

Unbothered king who doesn’t care he broke my perfume or that I have injured my leg

Rest in power, Claudette Colvin 1939 - 2026

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

Over Christmas I repaired my first Sheaffer Snorkel.

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Since the invention of the fountain pen, engineers have dreamed up all kinds of ways to make filling it up as easy and mess-free as possible. The Sheaffer Touchdown introduced one-handed filling with a single stroke. The Snorkel added a crucial new feature:

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Hence the name!

The Snorkel tube deploys and retracts automatically. You turn the knurled end of the barrel to extend the tube and also to engage the filling system. Pull out the back end, position the tube in your ink, and push the back end in. Count to three and then screw it all back together.

Many Snorkels have fancy Triumph or inlaid nibs, but mine has a normal open nib. The model name is "Admiral" and was the second cheapest version.

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Unfortunately for engineering nerds everywhere the Snorkel hit right at the start of cartridge filling. You just can't get any more convenient than popping in an ink cartridge. After being introduced in 1952, it was discontinued in 1959. The filling system persisted in the Sheaffer PFM until 1968.