A most beautiful interaction I had on Grindr tonight

Don't worry I'm a doctor. (Listens to your head with my stethoscope) .....fuuuuck..... no hope, no hope.

fun fact: you don't need to be dead to haunt someone. you can literally go round to their house and do all the stuff a ghost would do right now

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

sports are literally fun again

Im so glad this meme is my legacy

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

didn’t jesus do something similar to that

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time

gonna show people my authentic self soon. just as soon as I get it perfect. soon. any day now I'll be good enough to open up to others

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it