worst-room:

Because the Bastille admin threatened asked me to draw this
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one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I played a board game against Bill Cipher and lost. Since I lost, he removed 3 random steps from my stairs. We then had a rematch, which I won, and I got to turn all of Bill Cipher’s furniture a dull purple colour.

garaks-padded-bra:

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

catchymemes:

prisonhannibal:

prisonhannibal:

it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

I’m going to think about this forever…

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

philsmeatylegss:

Reminder that just because Trump sucked tonight that you still have to go out and vote. People watched the debates in 2016, thought trump did awful and Hillary killed it, didn’t vote, and you know the rest of the story.

Start planning to vote now! Trump is counting on you not doing so.

What’s the worst that could happen if you do vote? It turns out you didn’t “need” to because the victory is so overwhelming? Do it anyway, the more crushing the victory the stupider he’ll look.

(You know what the worst that could happen is if you don’t vote.)

typewriter-worries:

typewriter-worries:

typewriter-worries:

where’s that picture that ruined my life

found it

this comic did the same thing

hayaletingozyaslari-deactivated:

wizardarchetypes:

wizardarchetypes:

wizardarchetypes:

wizardarchetypes:

wizardarchetypes:

HELP i’m sitting at an outdoor cafe and this lady was at another table next to me and the barista called my name and I stood up to walk ten feet to grab my drink and the lady JUMPED up and LUNGED over to my table and took my seat????? i’m not even gonna say anything bc I’m so confused. they’re virtually the same tables with the same views and amount of sunlight etc.

decided the funniest possible response was to just sit back down at the table with her. She’s not looking at me.

she just got up to get her coffee and put her purse and jacket and hat down to save her seat. this is so funny what kind of world does she live in?? anyway we’re just sharing a table now.

ppl keep suggesting she’s neurodivergent and ‘needed’ that table for whatever reason. I’m Autistic & ADHD so I can sympathize with that but she could have asked LMAO. I CANNOT stress enough that as soon as my butt was out of my seat she quite literally lunged for it like we were the finalists in a game of Musical Chairs & the prize was one million dollars

THANK YOU!!! This always rubs me the wrong way!! When someone is rude and ppl immediately assume they’re Autistic, the implication is that u think Autistic people are all rude!