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If it cannot break its egg's shell, a chick will die without being born. We are the chick. The world is our egg. If we don't crack the world's shell, we will die without being born. Smash the world's shell! For the revolution of the world!

As you might have seen from @futchdelight's post, my GoFundMe is now live! I've decided I want to live!

Since I've been nuked 5 times, many of you might not know about the lumps I found in my breast 9 months ago. I've been unable to get care here, so our goal is for me to return to Portland OR and bring my love and incredible caretaker Andrea with me so she can also have better job opportunities, safety, and health care.

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for any support!! 🫂🥹💞

if all of you gave me one (1) US Dollar a month V and I could afford food and an apartment. And then I could continue to be funny and cute on the internet and stream more often without worrying about everything all the time. That's kinda nuts.

anyway here's my ko-fi for no reason

reblogging again bc i updated my ko-fi username and the link stopped working, but i fixed it! the link above still works. now back to your previously recorded message:

there's a neat little toggle to set up a small recurring monthly payment, if anyone wants to be a patron of the shitposting arts.

*giggling like a child, twirling my new flogger in my hand* next time mom and dad leave the house i'm gonna beat the shit out of you 😊

i know ive said this before but there's like. a sliding scale of transfem readings that go from "i think it would be fun" to "i think this character's relationship to gender is very similar to that of a transfem person's and i want to explore that" to "this character is deliberately written and coded as a transfeminized person the author is just being transmisogynistic"

the third category is alternatively, occasionally, "the author put a lot of 'him'self into this character and. well."

Sounds hot

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

• Marijuanification
• Complete Derangement
• Stoned Sex Drive
• Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon
• Monstrum Incarnate
• Narcotic Parody of Sex

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

if looking in a tag makes you feel like shit, don't go in the tag? block it? why are you doing this to yourself?

Ottawa Charge @ Montreal Victoire 7p ET!

MTL #11 Abby Roque is out on a one game suspension for checking someone on Vancouver in the head. I forget who, but if you look at my last hockeypost it's probably there. She's on the Victoire's top line so we'll see how they do tonight without her! Especially with the upswing Ottawa's been on, p sure they just beat Boston last!

Just a minute or so in and the energy feels great, this seems like it's gonna be a great game.

Ottawa's put 5 shots on goal in under 2 minutes!!?

2:08 in. Ottawa #17 for hooking

ALLEZ VICTOIRE!! GOAL!!! #27 Shiann Darkangelo 🏳️‍🌈 at 3:58, assisted by #16 and #91

Ottawa going to the Power Play immediately after MTL finished theirs. MTL #88 sent to the box for slashing.

10 confirmed queer women on the ice tonight btw. For those interested in such things. 7 on the Victoire, 3 on the Charge

Stacey almost had a beautiful jailbreak goal, but Phillips is on her fuckin' game.

Second breakaway chance for MTL but Phillips said "Fuck No!!"

Ottawa getting another PP chance, MTL #28 for tripping (that wasn't fucking tripping, idk what the hell the ref was watching)

Montreal Goal again!!! #22 Jessica DiGirolamo at 14:18, assisted by #27 🏳️‍🌈 and #21

Fight breaking out with just under 4 minutes left in the first!!

Ottawa #71 sent to the box for boarding

Delay of Game (really, refs?? i'm gonna start swinging) on Montreal with about 50sec left

OTTAWA POWER PLAY GOAL WITH LESS THAN 3 SECONDS TO GO!! #88 Ronja Savolainen 🏳️‍🌈, assisted by #71 and #16

Absolutely incredible first period. This hockeyposter is gonna go make some spicy noodles during the intermission. Hopefully the officials pull their collective heads out of their asses.

Don't touch that dial! 📻️

Back in the 2nd! starting the period with MTL in the lead 2-1, and in the lead on shots 13-11

I love when the players put their big ol' mitts on their goalie's head!

Whoever's on the aux in the Place Bell, my gf wants to kiss you on the mouth

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WASN'T A GOAL??????

POULIN TO STACEY DENIED BY PHILLIPS IF ROQUE HAD BEEN HERE THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A GOAL!!!!!

The puck got scared and didn't want to go in, that's the only explanation.

Ottawa Power Play, MTL #7 Laura Stacey 🏳️‍🌈💍 for high sticking

Just past the midway point here in the 2nd, goals staying steady so far at 2-1 MTL, shots at 19-14 in the same favor

I think the crowd thinks the refs are blind, just like I do.

Ottawa #5 sent to the sin bin for slashing.

Both captains are heading the Olympics in February, Ottawa's Brianne Jenner 🏳️‍🌈 to her fourth and Montreal's Marie-Philip Poulin 🏳️‍🌈💍 to her fifth!

Montreal heading to another power play, Ottawa #19 Brianne Jenner 🏳️‍🌈 sent to the box for tripping.

End of the 2nd. Montreal will have 1:24 left on the PP to start the 3rd after intermission.

Crowdfund to get these refs some fuckin' glasses.

Good defense by Ottawa, starting down a player.

Both teams skating a little slower now, everyone's lookin' kinda tired here halfway through the 3rd.

5 minutes left. Victoire is outshooting Charge by quite a wide margin in the back half of this game, totals sitting at 30-16

But anything can happen, it's still a one point game!

Can't pull your goalie if you're in the defensive zone!!!

6 on 5 with twenty seconds left to go, looks like the Victoire are gonna walk away with it!

MONTREAL VICTOIRE WINS!!!! Breaking the Charge’s 6-win streak! Great game everyone, good all the way to the end even without Roque!

See you all tomorrow, same bat-time same bat-channel, for Boston/Toronto.

This has been Andrea AnalogDelight, signing off 📻️

Ottawa Charge @ Montreal Victoire 7p ET!

MTL #11 Abby Roque is out on a one game suspension for checking someone on Vancouver in the head. I forget who, but if you look at my last hockeypost it's probably there. She's on the Victoire's top line so we'll see how they do tonight without her! Especially with the upswing Ottawa's been on, p sure they just beat Boston last!

Just a minute or so in and the energy feels great, this seems like it's gonna be a great game.

Ottawa's put 5 shots on goal in under 2 minutes!!?

2:08 in. Ottawa #17 for hooking

ALLEZ VICTOIRE!! GOAL!!! #27 Shiann Darkangelo 🏳️‍🌈 at 3:58, assisted by #16 and #91

Ottawa going to the Power Play immediately after MTL finished theirs. MTL #88 sent to the box for slashing.

10 confirmed queer women on the ice tonight btw. For those interested in such things. 7 on the Victoire, 3 on the Charge

Stacey almost had a beautiful jailbreak goal, but Phillips is on her fuckin' game.

Second breakaway chance for MTL but Phillips said "Fuck No!!"

Ottawa getting another PP chance, MTL #28 for tripping (that wasn't fucking tripping, idk what the hell the ref was watching)

Montreal Goal again!!! #22 Jessica DiGirolamo at 14:18, assisted by #27 🏳️‍🌈 and #21

Fight breaking out with just under 4 minutes left in the first!!

Ottawa #71 sent to the box for boarding

Delay of Game (really, refs?? i'm gonna start swinging) on Montreal with about 50sec left

OTTAWA POWER PLAY GOAL WITH LESS THAN 3 SECONDS TO GO!! #88 Ronja Savolainen 🏳️‍🌈, assisted by #71 and #16

Absolutely incredible first period. This hockeyposter is gonna go make some spicy noodles during the intermission. Hopefully the officials pull their collective heads out of their asses.

Don't touch that dial! 📻️

Back in the 2nd! starting the period with MTL in the lead 2-1, and in the lead on shots 13-11

I love when the players put their big ol' mitts on their goalie's head!

Whoever's on the aux in the Place Bell, my gf wants to kiss you on the mouth

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WASN'T A GOAL??????

POULIN TO STACEY DENIED BY PHILLIPS IF ROQUE HAD BEEN HERE THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A GOAL!!!!!

The puck got scared and didn't want to go in, that's the only explanation.

Ottawa Power Play, MTL #7 Laura Stacey 🏳️‍🌈💍 for high sticking

Just past the midway point here in the 2nd, goals staying steady so far at 2-1 MTL, shots at 19-14 in the same favor

I think the crowd thinks the refs are blind, just like I do.

Ottawa #5 sent to the sin bin for slashing.

Both captains are heading the Olympics in February, Ottawa's Brianne Jenner 🏳️‍🌈 to her fourth and Montreal's Marie-Philip Poulin 🏳️‍🌈💍 to her fifth!

Montreal heading to another power play, Ottawa #19 Brianne Jenner 🏳️‍🌈 sent to the box for tripping.

End of the 2nd. Montreal will have 1:24 left on the PP to start the 3rd after intermission.

Crowdfund to get these refs some fuckin' glasses.

Good defense by Ottawa, starting down a player.

Both teams skating a little slower now, everyone's lookin' kinda tired here halfway through the 3rd.

5 minutes left. Victoire is outshooting Charge by quite a wide margin in the back half of this game, totals sitting at 30-16

But anything can happen, it's still a one point game!

Can't pull your goalie if you're in the defensive zone!!!

6 on 5 with twenty seconds left to go, looks like the Victoire are gonna walk away with it!

Ottawa Charge @ Montreal Victoire 7p ET!

MTL #11 Abby Roque is out on a one game suspension for checking someone on Vancouver in the head. I forget who, but if you look at my last hockeypost it's probably there. She's on the Victoire's top line so we'll see how they do tonight without her! Especially with the upswing Ottawa's been on, p sure they just beat Boston last!

Just a minute or so in and the energy feels great, this seems like it's gonna be a great game.

Ottawa's put 5 shots on goal in under 2 minutes!!?

2:08 in. Ottawa #17 for hooking

ALLEZ VICTOIRE!! GOAL!!! #27 Shiann Darkangelo 🏳️‍🌈 at 3:58, assisted by #16 and #91

Ottawa going to the Power Play immediately after MTL finished theirs. MTL #88 sent to the box for slashing.

10 confirmed queer women on the ice tonight btw. For those interested in such things. 7 on the Victoire, 3 on the Charge

Stacey almost had a beautiful jailbreak goal, but Phillips is on her fuckin' game.

Second breakaway chance for MTL but Phillips said "Fuck No!!"

Ottawa getting another PP chance, MTL #28 for tripping (that wasn't fucking tripping, idk what the hell the ref was watching)

Montreal Goal again!!! #22 Jessica DiGirolamo at 14:18, assisted by #27 🏳️‍🌈 and #21

Fight breaking out with just under 4 minutes left in the first!!

Ottawa #71 sent to the box for boarding

Delay of Game (really, refs?? i'm gonna start swinging) on Montreal with about 50sec left

OTTAWA POWER PLAY GOAL WITH LESS THAN 3 SECONDS TO GO!! #88 Ronja Savolainen 🏳️‍🌈, assisted by #71 and #16

Absolutely incredible first period. This hockeyposter is gonna go make some spicy noodles during the intermission. Hopefully the officials pull their collective heads out of their asses.

Don't touch that dial! 📻️

Back in the 2nd! starting the period with MTL in the lead 2-1, and in the lead on shots 13-11

I love when the players put their big ol' mitts on their goalie's head!

Whoever's on the aux in the Place Bell, my gf wants to kiss you on the mouth

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WASN'T A GOAL??????

POULIN TO STACEY DENIED BY PHILLIPS IF ROQUE HAD BEEN HERE THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A GOAL!!!!!

The puck got scared and didn't want to go in, that's the only explanation.

Ottawa Power Play, MTL #7 Laura Stacey 🏳️‍🌈💍 for high sticking

Just past the midway point here in the 2nd, goals staying steady so far at 2-1 MTL, shots at 19-14 in the same favor

I think the crowd thinks the refs are blind, just like I do.

Ottawa #5 sent to the sin bin for slashing.

Both captains are heading the Olympics in February, Ottawa's Brianne Jenner 🏳️‍🌈 to her fourth and Montreal's Marie-Philip Poulin 🏳️‍🌈💍 to her fifth!

Montreal heading to another power play, Ottawa #19 Brianne Jenner 🏳️‍🌈 sent to the box for tripping.

End of the 2nd. Montreal will have 1:24 left on the PP to start the 3rd after intermission.

Crowdfund to get these refs some fuckin' glasses.

Good defense by Ottawa, starting down a player.

Both teams skating a little slower now, everyone's lookin' kinda tired here halfway through the 3rd.

5 minutes left. Victoire is outshooting Charge by quite a wide margin in the back half of this game, totals sitting at 30-16

But anything can happen, it's still a one point game!

Can’t pull your goalie if you’re in the defensive zone!!!