some sort of clown doll

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I need to prune the followers a bit. What are my most important controversial takes. Gotta state them as annoyingly as possible.

I am an anarchist. Yes this includes your favorite heirarchy. The United States is an evil of unprecendented power. Abolish class. Civilization was a bad move, the mesopotamians really fucked us on that one.

I follow the transfem style of agender kung fu. I think gender and sexuality is socially constructed bullshit without inherent meaning. I have opinions on transmisogyny and think it’s an important axis of societal oppression unique to transfemininity. Also DIY HRT is fucking based.

I have type 1 diabetes. I wear a P100 grade 3m particulate respirator whenever I’m in enclosed public spaces because covid is still among the most deadly transmissible diseases in world history killing millions, vaccines and previous immunity have only temporary benefits when a virus is allowed to mutate unchecked, and masks fucking work. If you don’t wear one I don’t trust you and think you’re being an asshole. Wear a fucking mask.

I’m not vegan and won’t be. Even outside of the dietary challenges diabetes poses, I’ve only gotten less inclined to it as I’ve aged and gotten more conscious of where my meat comes from. My family are fishers, my extended family are cattle farmers, you don’t need to tell me about what meat cultivation actually looks like, I’m familiar. I’ve also been trying to get my hunting license. Nonetheless, you have a right to choose what you put in your body, and access to vegan alternatives should be available to all who need with with the same convenience and price as animal products.

On that note: guns are based, and anti-gun legislation is cringe. I’m not American. Any law is evil when it’s enforced by the pigs, but even if it weren’t, the only reasonable restriction to gun ownership should be showing an ability to use it safely, as you do a car. Which is similar to the setup we had in Canada, sans a couple of nonsensical gun bans and magazine limits.

Speaking of legalization, drugs are morally neutral. You should be allowed to put whatever you want in your body. In fact you should be given unrestricted access to knowledge to make a completely informed decision, equipment to do so safely, and strong support systems if you need to kick the habit.

And finally: Bad movies are the greatest things ever made. An inspired failure is always more interesting than an uninspired success. Make art freely, take critique easily. Believe it to be the greatest thing in the world while you create it and when someone says it’s trash say yeah I see why you’d think that it’s not perfect. The time for ego is in the creation and the time for critique is in the consumption do NOT reverse the two.

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swagophile
swagophile

(trying to y2k nostalgiabait) remember when walmart had fish tanks (my demon side takes over) and you used to reach up in there and scoop the fish out and eat them like a snack (my cynical side takes over) and all of the fish in the tanks were dead cus none of the employees gave a shit so they were just killin hundreds even thousands of fish nationally for no reason (trying to get back on topic) and they had subways too (my demon side) and you used to touch the girl behind the counter at subway until she cried (my cynical side) and she only made 3 dollars an hour. Remember ? 2000s ?

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(trying to score a home run) Remember in the 80s when we used to jerk off onto squirrels?

nostalgia slop account: This is the way.

fascist slop account: We yearn for a time we can never return.

useful idiot: I miss the 1980s.. It truly was a better time.. especially for squirrel masturbators

normal guy: what the fuck why were all of you jerking off onto squirrels

me: So sad that the youth dont even know about 80s anymore 😞

swagophile

Forgot I made this post and came across it randomly and lost my fucking shit at the jerking off to squirrels bit. Holy shit. I am so fucking dumb. Oh my god. Hahahaha fuck

charonsferry
charonsferry

Hunters

A doll that protects its witch from witch-hunters.

Every day, every night, almost every hour, it searches the grounds scanning for anything from an angry mob to a vigilante or even a rival witch.

If anyone tries to visit Her, it is sent out to meet them far from Her house, and questions their every detail. It found a real witch hunter once in such a meeting, he said it was no match for him. But it was.

Once the doll asked its witch, "Why do they hate you, Miss?"

"They have their reasons", She said, "Many reasons indeed."

"But you have so many more reasons to fight back."