wtf i just saw slender man looking through my fridge farting his ass off real loud

i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

i am like losing my mind at this picture my friend sent me of his stepmom’s dog. that is a dust bunny

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@pangur-and-grim

god grant me the confidence of a bisexual 24-year-old man with a history of multiple sports related concussions

how I’m moving now

Not feminist as in "women should be included in the draft" but feminist as in "being drafted is a violation of bodily autonomy for any gender".

The draft should not exist. Drafting people into the military is a violation of human rights. You should not be able to force someone to risk their life. If you can't find enough people who care about a conflict to keep it going then it simply shouldn't keep going. You can't even force someone to donate a kidney using government power, why the fuck can you force them to donate their whole body and life to a cause they don't agree with or don't care about?

this is the fourth bunny i’ve seen in the past 24 hours… what does it all mean

rereading the locked tomb is so funny because every 5 seconds john's like i miss my wife we didn't part on the best of terms but she was everything to me :( and then you finish nona the ninth and it turns out she was the living spirit of the earth who he made grieve every living being on the planet by killing them with the powers she gave him. and then he crammed all of her into a human body and shackled her to him in a soul bond so she could be his slave wife/power source before putting her to sleep forever. like ok yeah hmm i wonder why she fucking hated you

(come on barbie let's go party)

ig: d.ill.usion

I love thinking I'm a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn't name five hater bands.

something about reality imitating art

"Why must we Madonna/whore the vegetables?" is a phrase I just felt super glue itself in my lexicon immediately

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!