(四月しづき（@shidukichan）さんのメディアポスト / Xから)

Need something lesbian to happen to her

ur cute wolverine girl date on valentines, dont let her drink too much.

let her drink too much

I'll freely grant that fantasy-setting-where-everybody-is-a-girl milieux raise a lot of worldbuilding questions, but Where Do Babies Come From isn't one of them. "How do they have kids if they're all giiiiirls" my guy, some girls can get other girls pregnant in real life. A thousand things in need of explanation and you're hung up on the one that requires none.

Those fanfic type stories people write where the plot is like “I picked up a stray cat off the street and it turned into a sexy man?!” R so funny cause if I found a cute cat and spent a week taking care of it and being like aw ur my baby now just for that cat to turn into a man that shit would piss me clean off…I might even kill him

i hate yaoi. what's worse than one man? two men!!!

drone girls and dog girls (okay maybe just the one dog girl)

(comic i drew back in april :p)

some bonus sketches (or something of an alternate ending for those people in particular who'd rather it ended one page earlier :p)

eggs eggs e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eggs free range eggs e-e-e-eggs free range free range eggs eggs free range free range eggs WOW free range free range eggs eggs mambo free range free range eggs eggs free range free range eggs Duang free range free range eggs eggs free range free range Oh Yeah

the greatest thing about having a cat is it just scratches my inherent itch to be annoying. life is just so much better when you can walk through your living room and point at the animal minding her own business on the couch and go “itsababyyyyy” in a really fucking stupid voice

Original Artist: @D0600059994959 (Danbooru)

Stella getting some hands-on discipline from Mommy Kafka... 😈

a cheeseburger is a hamburger with cheese

hey wanna slap me as hard as you can i've had a few drinks and i'll get a lot out of it