Getting drunk is like borrowing all the fun from the following day at the expense of having to pay it back by being miserable with a hangover.

I hang in crescent, you shine gibbous over me as we dance the old dance

A Fish Called Wanda (1988) dir. Charles Crichton

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retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

Jumanji (1995) dir. Joe Johnston

One of the biggest lies elementary school teachers told us was that we won’t always have a calculator in our pocket (source)

People born on November 22, 1989 will have one of their birthdays land on 11/22/33 on which they turn 44.

Ants have succesfully colonised all continents except, ironically, Antarctica.

trying to spell necessary like

That’s more letters than nesseccessary

The way you write is technically your own personal font.

February 22, 2022 is on a Tuesday. 2/22/22 is a twos day. (source)