yes i’m a beginner artist. yes i have been a beginner artist for the past 15 years. don’t question it
when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don’t know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.
See, the boy band is a hive mind. It’s basically the same as having one person in love with you, they just have multiple bodies.
from what we can tell “full movie online free” seems to be some kind of 21st century prayer
Today’s children don’t know what it was like when half of your photographs would turn out with demonically glowing red eyes.
“Home is where the trees look normal” is the sweetest, saddest, most nostalgic truth I’ve ever heard.
lesbian texting their straight guy friends: it genuinely worries me that people are going to start with Vineland and get turned off to Pynchon forever. it’s not even that challenging but it’s like…others from him are so superior in basically every way?? this happened with Inherent Vice too like ok let’s all KILL OURSELVES
lesbian texting their bisexual guy friends: Omg hiii I actually do not know anyone who would be a good fit to run in bar marketing for the doritos infused tequila but thank you for thinking of me!! Are you still doing the MFA???
lesbian texting their gay guy friends: Of COURSE you can have my french onion soup recipe. Don’t worry.
lesbian texting their straight girl friends: that hang was sooo needed. genuinely think this is going to be your year 🫶 seriously I mean it.
lesbian texting their bisexual girl friends: I know. I feel the same way—that this is the year my father’s corpse, which I drag with me on my back every winter, finally stops keeping me warm.
lesbian texting their lesbian girl friends: do you think Tim Roth from Reservoir Dogs is a woman