Today's Seal Is: The Fujoshi

he was bracing himself for bad news

"i want my butch to be the man in the relationship!" ok wtv you do you but I will crash out if my butch decides to drive. how dare you take away my bliss and slight anxiety i give my passengers by choosing to drive instead???

Hey. Don't cry. Weird teenage girl somewhere out there reading Frankenstein for the first time. Ok?

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

in my deathbed doing phone time for a bit before im ready

no mondays in the cambrian era

i know that “EW” is the actual acronym used for “extinct in the wild” but it’s really funny to imagine that this thumbnail is shaming this poor tiger

Theyre being so mean to her

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him

haiku of despair

ragebaiting my fat dog ending explained

ragebaiting my fat dog cinematic universe

ragebaiting my fat dog where to stream 2026