*soda jerk pouring me a giant glass of coke in a frosty glass, perfect dome of ice cream plopped on top with a long pink silly straw sticking out the top* * I take one big sip and nearly throw up, acrid acidic flavor coating my mouth*
*soda jerk looks at me* disgusting right? thats because I hate doing it, and I hope it hurt you
theres a moral here but many of your eyes are too clouded to see
*soda jerk pouring me a giant glass of coke in a frosty glass, perfect dome of ice cream plopped on top with a long pink silly straw sticking out the top* * I take one big sip and nearly throw up, acrid acidic flavor coating my mouth*
*soda jerk looks at me* disgusting right? thats because I hate doing it, and I hope it hurt you
one of the most embarassing tells is when a rightoid complains about halo 2 nights never coming back and how the last time he gamed with friends was in middle school or something in some odd attempt to claim culture is dying. like bro ive been playing video games w friends almost every night for a decade you just suck
its funny how overeating has the exact inverse downsides of not eating enough. youre like too squidgy to do anything and your head swells up
