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miss spotty’s birthday!

★. diana prince x single mom!reader; she picked your kid up at school, but… they come home with a cake?

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You were reading a book you longed to take off the shelf, low jazz playing in the living room. Your girlfriend offered to pick her up at school, so you could, in her words, breathe a little.

However, you had little time before the air trembled with infantile laughter and a sweet, high-pitched voice that you yourself had created. The song disappears then, drowned out by the loud laughter of Diana and your daughter, Mila.

“Mama!” The little child runs through the door, almost tripping on the rug, with a plush giraffe — Miss Spotty! — clutched to her chest. “Look, mama! We bought party hats!”

Mila lifts the toy, showing you the pink and purple cone on the giraffe's head. You look at Diana, about to ask why on earth she had bought party hats, but the sight of your girlfriend with a cake only deepens the mystery.

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not-so-normal-wh0re

Slashers x single dad! Reader

Reader has a toddler in this btw

Bubba Sawyer

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This man LOVES kids. He would be such a great (if a bit ignorant) father...like,really.
As soon as you two get in a relationship,your kid becomes his kid too. No questions asked,and he would legitimately die for them. Bubba has an extremely strong sense of family,and you and your kid are his family,he would give up anything for you two.
He would be heartbroken if his size and mask scared your kid,like,ugly-sobbing in your chest and babbling unconsolably tipe of heartbroken. Please have a talk with the kid and tell them they have no reasons to be scared of Bubba.
He loves to play with them,no matter what they want to do. Your kid wants to play dress-up? Hell yeah,he's gonna sew them some clothes. Hide and seek? If he can't find them in two minutes he starts panicking,poor guy. Tag? You're it. He loves playing,and he makes as much time for your kid as possible. He wants to bond with them!
He also keeps them away from his brothers. Chop-Top hates kids,Nubbins might end up hurting them and Drayton is,well,Drayton. Bubba is not gonna let your kid go trought the same abuse he went trought.
He loves babysitting them if you're tired. He often offers to do so. Like,he sees you all tired and grumpy and just carries you to his room for you to rest. He can take care of the kid,you just rest! Drayton and the others learned quickly to not disturb you when you're resting. Bubba doesn't get angry easily,but when he does it's a problem.
If he's babysitting and some victims come in the house,he panics. He doesn't want your child to see him kill someone,what if they don't like him anymore after?! He usually just babbles and signs for them to go upstairs. He looks so panicked and in a hurry that they do without even questioning. He tries to take care of the victims quickly and silently,even avoids using the chainsaw if he can. Kid seems to not like the noise,so it stays off when they're around.
If no victims come while he's with them,he likes to carry them around or play with them. The house is full of dangerous things,and he's worried you'll leave him if your kid gets even just a scratch while he's watching them. If they like animals,he'll let them play with his chicken. He'll be over the moon the entire time,he and your kid have a similar interest! Could and would stay hours just petting the chicken and listening to them ramble on like toddlers do,he's a great listener. It kinda reminds him of how his own brain works,messily and fast.
He supports you two completely. Now,it's the '70s,single parents,and queer people weren't exactly the most welcome. And there was still the stereotype that mothers take care of kids and fathers provide. You're the complete opposite,you love taking care of your child and spending time with them and are perfectly fine with letting Bubba provide (while helping too,of course,mostly with chores around the house. You aren't exactly fond of killing people,so you just settle for that). The hateful comments are inevitable,especially from Drayton. He sometimes calls you Bubba's wife and tells you you are only half a man. Just ignore him,men that can take care of children are another kind of hot if I can say my opinion lol.
But Bubba? He doesn't see any problem with it. Actually,as someone who has been abused his whole life,seeing you being so soft and kind to your kid is really comforting and attractive to him. Especially if you treat him softly and gently too. He's a big guy and needs a big dose of love that he never had. Please be gentle with him.
Cuddles. So many cuddles. Both with the kid and you. He loves cuddles,and he's warm and soft. His hugs are amazing. Sometimes when you and him are done working you call the kid over and you three just cuddle for a bit,maybe with the radio playing in the background. It's so warm and comforting. He never thought he could have something like this,but god is he grateful for it. And if one or both of you two happen to fall asleep on him? Yeah,he's not moving a single inch the whole night. It could be the end of the world,he is not gonna wake you two up.
He isn't jelaous if you spend more time with the kid than with him. He's often busy providing and working for the family,and you're their father,of course you'll want to spend as much time with them as you can! He still tries to be there as much as he can,every resting moment is spent with you two. He does get upset if he can't stay with you for a long time because you're busy with your child,but not because of jealousy,he just misses you. Offers to help you with them,or to spend time togheter with them too. He doesn't mind sharing you with them at all,he actually prefers when they're around,it makes him feel like a piece of your family and less like an intruder

Michael Myers

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He hates kids.
They're loud,annoying and gross. He doesn't kill them usually,unless it's strictly necessary,but it doesn't mean he likes them. Believe me,he doesn't.
But he might make a little exception for your kid. Don't get me wrong,he still doesn't like them,but he tries to be somewhat better to them. Which means he doesn't actively try to scare them.
He actually mostly just ignores them,even when they annoy him. Be grateful he loves you,or he would have already kicked them out of the house.
Please do not let this man babysit. Please. He's just gonna sit down and completely ignore your child no matter what they do. Hell,he might even leave to go kill someone and leave them alone if he gets annoyed enough. You two got into so many arguments because of this,but he doesn't care. He ain't caring for your spawn!
If he sees you in really bad shape,like 'almost passing out,sleep-deprived and haven't eaten in a day' kind of bad,he'll accept to actually watch the kid for a while while you get some sleep. He hates children,but seeing you in such state makes him feel...something that he really doesn't wanna feel.
In this particular circumstances,he'll just plop the spawn in front of the TV and stare at them as they watch cartoons. You said to watch them,so he does so. Just...watches them. If they complain enough,he might grab them some snacks. Only if he's in a good mood. Otherwise,he'll just keep staring menacingly until they shut up.
Just because he doesn't like them,doesn't mean he won't make sure no one hurts them. Not because he cares or anything. He's in a relationship with you,so he sees it as something he has to do,simple as that. If anyone ever tries to lay a hand on them,they're dead. No big gestures,no talks. Just dead.
He does get annoyed if you ignore him to take care of the spawn,but he won't say anything about it. His kills might get more brutal thought,and his victims will start to look a little bit like your kid. Just don't think about it.
Now,in his time single dads aren't seen as badly as in Bubba's,but it's still frowned upon. Him? He does not give a single shit. Who cares that you're the one taking care of the kid? He doesn't understand nor care for gender norms. They're your kid,it's only logical,and annoying to him, that you take care of them.
I don't think he'd ever consider them his child. They're your kid,not his,he doesn't see why he should think anything different. Homewever he will care for them to some degree,because he cares for you. So,he has to care for your kid,too,no matter how much he hates it. That's how he sees it.

Jason Voorhees

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Honestly I think Jason really likes kids, especially toddlers.
Now,he does have some pretty old views on single parents in general. He was always taught that a kid should only be made under marriage,and you obviously don't have a wife. His mother was Christian,so she isn't ecstatic about it,and he isn't too because of it. But he loves you so much,and you're such a great father...he'll get over it. Just don't bring up the mother around him,ok?
You remind him of his own mother when he sees you taking care of them,in a good way. You're so gentle with your kid,and so affectionate. He loves seeing this part of you.
He'll try to appear less intimidating to your child at first. Slightly bending down to appear shorter and leaving any weapon in the other room. If they're still scared of him,he'll just sit down and reach his hand out,palm up,like you do when you're dealing with a scared animal. That and your gentle reassuring eventually make your kid overcome the fear,and from then on it's a whole lot easier. Jason can be gentle and caring when he wants to,and he's extremely patient.
He has no problems babysitting for you if you need some rest. But he does get really anxious. The cabin is old,even thought he fixed it when you two moved in,and the woods are filled with traps and animals. Not the safest for a toddler...
He just keeps them in the house,or carries them if they wanna go outside. At least this way he's sure they won't run off and get caught iin one of the bear traps. If that happened,he would never forgive himself.
He likes to play games on the quieter,calmer side,but he's okay with anything your child wants to do as long as it's safe. I feel like he especially enjoys drawing with them,and always gives a thumbs up and a proud head pat to them when they show him the drawing,no matter how it looks.
He's very protective of you two,and he refuses to let you two go out if there are victims nearby. He's too worried something might happen to his family,he couldn't stand that. He already lost his mother,he isn't gonna lose you two too. He makes sure none of them manage to reach the cabin either,and if they do? They're getting the most brutal killing ever. No one touches his family.
He keeps the killing as far away from the kid as possible. Will go out of his way to make sure he doesn't find anything remotely hinting at it. The last thing he wants is for your child to see him as a monster who kills people.
He doesn't necessarily see himself as their father figure,but If they do? And if they say so?! Oh God he's crying. Not literally,but internally he's screaming in joy. He never,ever thought he'd get a family after his mother's death,and look now! He has a beautiful partner and a kid! He's so happy.