#weacrew

bowsersex:

Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don’t even care. They act like it’s normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he’ll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. “Oh you don’t wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?” And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that’s a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he’s not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.

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rockergiirl:

*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?

yeah sure go ahead

*connect my mp3 player*

*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*

i love crashing my car, crashing the car i’m driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me

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cognitohazardous:

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said “forgive me master” before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

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blujayonthewing:

nohoperadio:

Vinyl records are circular because it’s an efficient use of space: the grooves that encode the music are laid out in a spiral on the disc, so that the needle only has to move as far as the disc’s radius to read the entire thing. Before this clever idea was thought of, the grooves were instead laid out in a straight line, and every LP was a narrow rectangle more than a thousand feet long. To flip an album to side b at least two people were needed, one at each end, coordinating via shouted instructions.

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glowcowboy:

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

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dogpuppy:

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seven-oh-four:

why do ducklings travel in such an obviously chain-lightning-able formation? are they stupid?

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lonelyroommp3:

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator’s narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

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sandmandaddy69:

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rpfisfine:

yesterday i ate two yogurts normally (remembers we’re on tumblr) i mean if i were a bee i’d fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so i can’t escape

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brucebocchi:

lakemojave:

autumnleavesrevisitedd:

ragebaiting my fat dog ending explained

ragebaiting my fat dog cinematic universe

ragebaiting my fat dog where to stream 2026

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evilwizard:

kaijuno:

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swiminjello:

997:

ooo…. lady gagita

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oracleofselfies:

k-simplex-deactivated20241001:

ceausescue:

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying “my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]” or “my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]”

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker “My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic”

This post has found its target market

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