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I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

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Old 19th century books with marbled page edges

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him

doctor diagnosed me with something while i wasnt listening

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

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happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

La Mode illustrée, no. 50, 14 décembre 1902, Paris. Toilette Empire de five o'clock. Modèle de Mlle Louise Piret, rue Richer, 43. Ville de Paris / Bibliothèque Forney

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force