Whatever you do, don’t think about the fact that Mike has been repressing his emotions since like forever
Don’t think about the fact that he most definitely loves Will and is having issues regarding his sexuality
Definitely don’t think about how both Finn Wolfhard and Matt Duffer have confirmed that Mike has depression
Absolutely do not think about the fact that Finn has called this Mike’s most traumatic season and that he as an actor had to carry a lot of emotional weight
Do not think about how Mike canonically has an inferiority complex and thinks of himself as less than
Do not think about the fact that not only is him and his family being targeted by Vecna/The Mind Flayer, not only have they been targeted since the first season, but the very likely possibility that him and his family are related to the Creels
And don’t think about the possibility of Mike being the one who made the Upside Down stuck on the day Will went missing. Definitely don’t think about him being associated with time and blue being his signature color, the color of the Upside Down
And whatever you do, don’t think about the fact that Mike is not only the Party’s Paladin, but their Dungeon Master. Ya know, the guy who’s the main storyteller and literally creates the entire game. Do not think about how Mike has been associated with imagination and escapism since even the early days of the show, and how he’s basically the Duffers special boy
Definitely don’t think about the multiple times Mike has been equated to being the key to everything (It is right next to you, and you don’t even see it; Getting to Mike, now that was the key)
Don’t think about the theories about tears being needed to break the walls of the Upside Down. Don’t think about Mike’s torment probably being the reason the walls will come down. Something something Mike puts up a lot of walls to hide his thoughts and emotions. Something something “Without heart, we all fall apart”.
Dont even think about how the show has been building up El, Mike, and Will as the main trio at the forefront of the supernatural plot.
And whatever you do, don’t think about the possibility of Mike having a fake dea-