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Hey uk peeps, with all this shit going down with the monarchy I think it’s time to sign this. It’s been paused due to their death or whatever but spread it around so that the second you can start signing again you know where to look.
Spread this to all platforms you know of, make sure this gets to 100k signatures asap
My "he would not fucking say that" is when people have Senshi hate on fast food or pizza, because Senshi is fully a "fed is better, just do your best" type of person and hed love fast food.
Man spends a day making candy and ice cream for everyone and then at the end is like "dang, really should have planned more well rounded meals, ah well lets fix that". He would not complain about someone knocking back half a pizza or having a big ass soda and greasy burger, hed explain how its cool to eat like that long as you try and make sure to keep yourself rounded and not neglect the food groups
"The young must be fed" Senshi is watching an event coordinator give a bunch of kids a juice box and some sliced fruit after running around outside for three hours and demand to know where they're supposed to get their fat, proteins, etc to keep having fun
senshi burger canon
Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.
a headcanon for your consideration
i'm taking suggestions for the-artist-formerly-known-as-robbie's new name. right now the lead is tina because she thinks "Tina Valentino & the Tombstones" is a killer band name.
we should all be deeply deeply ashamed that the staff and users of this website have succeeded in making a social media environment that is more hostile to black people than that of a website currently owned and operated by an unabashed white supremacist
