oracleofselfies:

k-simplex-deactivated20241001:

ceausescue:

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying “my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]” or “my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]”

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker “My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic”

This post has found its target market

jojos-birdwatching-adventure:

silvermoon424:

As an ace this is the only time “you just haven’t met the right person yet” has made me laugh lmaoooo

sightofsea:

says a lot about spn that nobody expected a secret good episode everybody was like yeah this was always going to be dogshit

evilkitten3:

girlbossfranziskavonkarma:

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

reblog to support female characters violently killing people

sentientsky:

virgomoon:

you can never go back. this is your one life. you had a bad childhood and that’s it. you lost your teen years to mental illness and that’s it. you’re miserable in your 20s and that’s it. you just go forward

seali:

Skimming stone

helooproto:

rapidlydecayingcorpse:

miiilowo:

chekhovs-slinky:

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

in the minecraft world do youthink people would use “they dug straight down” as code for someone dying

inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon

In minecrsft world they say “what the nether” insead of “what the hell” and alex is a butch lesbian

and alex is a butch lesbian yeah

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jaxthejaguar:

addelaidesupreme:

I’d like to share my favorite reaction to the news of Scott Adams’ (creator of Dilbert) passing

dude said on his blog that white people should “get the hell away from black people” and called an entire race of humanity a hate group but he also had a very correct view of managerial incompetence in office spaces

complicated legacy!

crawfishcomic:

Peephole People

uroad7:

diajwj:

@uroad7 :’>

Nice. ☺️☺️☺️

somestrangeangels:

deep-state-partisan:

qqchurch:

qqchurch:

the Ice War on Europa…

planandexecution:

can’t believe there are people saying cecil isn’t a real tumblr sexyman when he was AT DASHCON and the guy who made she-ra had to sleep on the welcome to night vale team’s hotel room couch because they all got scammed