not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions
recipes shouldn’t even estimate how long it will take it should just say “caramelize onions (god help you — you’re now on onion time)”
75% decrease in insect biomass within my lifetime and I'm supposed to care about cover letters
>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk
>look it up
>common treecreeper
can't make this shit up
this your man?
“you can’t hate ICE agents for wanting a fat paycheck” ah yes. people who are willing to disregard all morals for cash. congratulations you played right into their hands you uneducated piece of shit
you couldn’t pay me an amount even feasible to do this evil shit. you are lower than dirt
I am a regular guy. I can enter a space. I am a regular guy. I can enter a room. I am a regular guy. I can do that transaction. I am a regular guy. I know how to answer the phone. I am a regular guy. I know what sleep is. I am a regular guy. I know how to wake up. I am a regular guy. I know how to move through space. I am a regular guy. I know what it means to be me.
