Feysand Evolution ft. John Mulaney

Rhysand: Are you attracted to me Feyre, Darling?

Feyre (In ACOTAR):

Feyre (In ACOMAF):

Feyre (In ACOWAR): 

Bonus: RHYSAND EVER SINCE ACOMAF:

flowers (still blooming)

Ace doesn’t know what his mother looks like. Makino met a woman twelve years ago. 

(There are flowers in Rouge’s hair.)

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Makino runs a bar – this is common knowledge to anyone who has ever visited Foosha.

She’s always behind the counter or at serving drinks, all with a kind smile and a laugh at hijinks. No one misbehaves, and there’s a shiny new gun behind the counter for any unwanted visitors.

(Rumor has it a pirate taught her how to shoot.)

She a barmaid and a bar tender and a bar owner – anything really. The Party Bar is her pride and joy.

And left over from her mother, a generation previous, it is her information hub as well.

People come in from all sorts of places for the taste of beers delivered directly by Vice Admiral hands and homebrews from the other side of the island. With them they bring stories, and tales, and wanted posters, secrets about criminals Makino has never known and praise for villains she never wants to meet. Alcohol loosens lips, and it’s an easy task to ask the right questions to get the right answers.

Makino’s smart. She knows the power she holds with all the information locked tight in her brain. She sends letters to Garp, sometimes, to warn about an upcoming raid on some poor island, and smiles at the news of the Hero of the Navy saving yet another place.

(She calls Shanks sometimes, to hear his voice, and to tell him that some upstart is planning on challenging him, to tell him that the Marines are planning some ambush but its only rookies, really, to tell him that she misses him and Luffy isn’t in Foosha much now a days, so can’t he come visit?

He doesn’t. But that’s okay.)

Wanted posters find their way onto the Party Bar’s walls, for one reason or another. A nice young man who tipped well, off to becoming a pirate, or a couple of scoundrels smacked down by Garp the Fist himself. Shanks is there, serious faced over a hefty bounty, with the rest of the crew smiling alongside him.

(A spot is reserved on the other wall for the bounty of three young to-be pirates – she can’t wait to see how high their bounties soar.)

It’s not often Makino looks through them, but then she meets Ace, whose face is so similar to one she has known before – one who smiled at her and gave her a hug when her mother didn’t bother paying attention to her.

Makino visit’s Luffy’s brothers, and cries, just a little bit, when she gets home.

Luffy is so happy but someone dear is gone.

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Match Makers [AcexF!Reader] [Modern!AU One-Shot] [Gift]

Hey, @ohshanksno remember that anon who talked about that Ace x Reader One-Shot they were gonna write for you? Well, surprise, that was me!! Anyways, I wish you a very happy birthday and I hope you like your gift! ^^

Match Makers

Fic Summary: Sabo swears he’s found the perfect match for Ace - and if the freckled man has to hear about it one more time, he’s pretty sure he’s gonna push his brother into oncoming traffic. Koala is certain she has her best friend’s dream guy just one phone call away - and if the redhead waves said phone in (y/n)’s face again, she’s very likely to shove it down her roommate’s throat. So of course the set up double date doesn’t go exactly according to plan…

Word Count: 5,7k

Warnigs: Maybe two swear words and very slight sexual situations

“There she is!” (y/n) said happily, immediately jumping up from the couch when she saw the apartment door opening, and went to help her friend with her luggage.

“How was the semester?”

“Let’s just say I’m glad it’s over and leave it at that…“

“That bad, huh?”

“Oh shush. Besides, who wants to talk about boring college when I have much more exciting news!” Koala stated, clapping her hands together excitedly.

“Oh yeah, like what?” (y/n) asked with a raised brow.

Koala grabbed both of her friend’s hands and leaned in until there was only an inch or two of space between them. The redhead waited another few dramatic seconds before saying:

“I have found the perfect guy for you!”

A pair of (e/c) eyes blinked at the young woman before their owner burst into laughter.

“You what? And how exactly did you have time for that when you were supposed to be studying?”

“I have my ways~” came the answer in a sing song voice, followed by a mysterious wink.

“So tell me” (y/n) started, deciding to play along with her friend for now, even if finding a new boyfriend was the furthest thing on her mind at the moment. “Who is this perfect Prince Charming?”

Koala grinned widely, and just for a second, (y/n) was worried her face might split in half.

“Now that’s the best part: He’s Sabo’s brother!”

(y/n) stared at Koala for a solid thirty seconds before finally stammering out a very intelligent: “H-Huh?!”

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Most of Binks no Sake is just pretty descriptions of sailing an ongoing journey, but the last line stuck out to me. (I looked up the English lyrics, and it looks like they kind of didn’t translate the last bit all that accurately for the sake of making it rhyme?)

It goes: 果てなし あてなし 笑い話/hatenashi, atenashi, waraibanashi.

-nashi as a suffix means ‘without,’ while hate is ‘end’ and ate is ‘aim/purpose’ so hatenashi, atenashi means basically ‘never-ending, aimless,’

But the word that REALLY caught my attention is the last one, waraibanashi. It means ‘funny story.’

Or, to be a bit more literal-

...laugh tale.

even after 12 years

introducing luffy, sabo’s version

self-destruct

so. one piece college au where sabo is a journalism major. he has this huge project coming up where he has to go report on something interesting/significant that’s happening in town. he complains that nothing wild ever happens, so luffy and ace go out and commit arson for the sake of his project

luffy and ace, from jail: how’d u do on ur big ass project!!!!!!!!!

sabo, trying to reason with the police, crying: please let them go they’re so fucking stupid

Volume 89 SBS Corner reveals of Ace and Luffy’s looks at 40-60 years old!!! (if Ace was alive). Bottom is captioned “If something went wrong”, and Luffy’s written to be saying he’s not trying to be Pirate King (so it’s an AU). Funnily enough Old Ace looks like Rayleigh and Old Luffy looks like Shanks and then Garp x)

One Piece x Harry Potter AU???

feat. the ASL Bros

aka an AU that I’m sure has been done a million times before, but here’s my take on it!

Happy Back to Hogwarts Day 9/1

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fuck

I’m gonna be honest with y’all, I try to keep positive and hope for the best. But I’m fucking tired of this planet.

Secondary schools in Ontario (Canada) are being absolutely fucked over and I’m awaiting info on which classes I love are being cut again.

Trump is trying to start shit between the USA and Iran and we might be on the verge of another World War.

Climate change is fucking terrifying.

The 500 richest people have so much fucking money that they don’t need and yet world hunger is still a thing???

The whole thing online about how if Pence becomes POTUS, certain states could have legal conversion camps for LGBTQ+ youth.

Gun control in the USA??? Is still shit???

AFAB reproductive rights in the USA are so ridiculous. Like, her body her choice guys.

Cops? Suck.

OH YEAH AND AUSTRALIA IS ON FIRE APPARENTLY HI WHAT?!

I wanted to go into 2020 being happy and having PMA, but I’m tired of acting like the world hasn’t gone to shit.

Edit: ALSO MMIWG in North America and concentration camps full of muslim people in China

American Government right now.