Tumblr isn't even a website to me it's like if my diary was a groupchat

Guineafowl Puffer aka Golden Puffer (Arothron meleagris), family Tetraodontidae, order Tetraodontiformes, from the Indo-Pacific and Eastern Pacific

B - Yellow Form MB - Dark Form MT - Dark form puffed up T - Juvenile dark form

Photographs: Laszlo Ilyes, Diego Delso, Bill Eichenlaub (NPS), Francois Libert

Edvard Munch - Winter in the Woods, Nordstrand (1899)

Glyptothorax pulcher (Siluriformes, Sisoridae), a new species from the upper Pearl River of Yunnan and Guangxi, southwest China

Yu-Yang Zeng, Feng Lin, Hong-Fu Yang, Xin-Rui Pu, Wan-Sheng Jiang, Xiao-Yong Chen

ABSTRACT

Read the paper here: https://zse.pensoft.net/article/167142/

2026 is the year of backing up your files

im not really worried about aging because im only going to become hotter and more insane the older i get

the existence of $100 implies the possibility of having $100, yet at the same time the possibility of something costing $100. so its a real double edged sword

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

I love the hagiographies that are like "St. Christopher was 12 feet tall and frost giants helped him build an abbey out of the bones of a giant pig, which were gold"

And then you Google the abbey and it's clearly just French and made of slate rock or whatever.

pig giant bones turn slate and french after a few years

that makes sense

Two Cats Play Two Theremins at the Same Time

You should be able to carefully peel off minutes you accidentally wasted in your life and reuse them like stickers

Liu Xiaodong (Chinese, b. 1963), Three Transsexuals, 2001. Oil on canvas, 200 x 200 cm.

getting alphabetized probably feels good as fuck for a bookshelf

I love thinking I'm a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn't name five hater bands.