btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you
Yeah so I spoke to god and of course I asked, god, which group of people are your favorite? which group of people are living the way you intended?
and she said to me, it's those guys from Jersey Shore. Snookie and the guys with the abs. they're my favorite. they're the only ones living as I intended. the whole point of life is to have fun with your friends and have a slightly weird codependent relationship with your mother. that's it, that's how I intended people to live.
I said, well they're catholic, so are the catholics right?
and she said, the tradcaths and most catholics are living incorrectly. you aren't meant to self-flagellate, or even go to church regularly. you're supposed to have fun with your friends. and those kids from Jersey Shore are having fun with their friends. When they eat their protein, they're partaking in my flesh, when they get drunk they're drinking of my blood, when they inject themselves with steroids they're partaking of my spirit and joining me in the act of creation. I really love those guys from Jersey Shore.
amen 🙏🙏
i miss her (cas’s original trenchcoat)
#and I always will #i miss her like a widow misses her fallen soldier, desperately, hopelessly, achingly
“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again
"we had a HUGE meeting. the bus is always dirty. doug has just given up trying to clean the bus and he's laughing but he knows it's true cuz there's no room for any thing. and - cuz we fucking live like animals" - blue short sleeve button down peak drip lotms ray
08/11/24 ray appreciation day!
he is love, he is life
