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Just be Cora-san.

I've seen this joke made already but I couldn't resist drawing it! original

Yes

By popular demand. The second part. WOAH HAY!

Please don't pay attention to stylistic differences.

Bro chill the fuck out.

I really like this clown guy

Most of the ideas i have for The Odd Goth Family are just situations ive experienced in my life. Im just projecting atp

Like. I literally yoinked a lizard from under the piano cause my dad freaked out at it

Four things that are 100% true and you should think about if you haven't already:

This isn't a joke. This is reality. Have you considered these facts? If not, maybe take a moment to think about it. How's your gender doing? If you don't like it, it can be changed. Hell, even if you do like it, maybe you'd like something else more?

I wonder how my life might have been different if someone had told me this 10, 20, or 30 years ago

yeah that's why I'm telling it to everyone now! so that they don't have to wait another 10,20, 30, or even 2 more years before they figure it out

Listening to "Full Speed Ahead" after listening to "The Underworld" repeatedly is so devastating, especially when it comes to Polites.

When Odysseus sings his name in "Full Speed Ahead," you can HEAR the smile and joy in his voice on "Polites!" That's his best friend!

And then there's "The Underworld," where Odysseus says his name twice. When he first sees him, he says it gently, almost like he wasn't expecting to see him again. And then after Polites disappears, having sung of greeting the world with open arms to the end, Odysseus says his name again, so quiet, broken, and full of grief. That was his best friend.

Do you think that if Telemachus was with Anticlea when she died, she mistook him as Odysseus in her final moments?

when the stream was 3 minutes late chat started spamming "CAPTAIN" and i vote we add that to the hoard of Jorge's nicknames

I'm going to summarize the dynamic between Zeus and Astyanax for y'all

Zeus: how are you so small yet so full of spite?

Astyanax: wouldn't you like to know weather boy?

Odysseus in the background, tearing up: that's my boy

"Jay dropped the album" "Jay dropped an easter egg'

Well Odysseus dropped the infant so

Picture Odysseus facing Penelope after every single suitor is dead, covered in blood, Astyanax is ten years old (???), both the unhinged man and the burrito baby are fine of course

Penelope: is not that I'm not glad to finally see you again, my love, but I must ask, whose child is this?

Odysseus: lmao, he's ours, it's a long story, one that is true, and it happens in Troy, it's a true story, or a Troy story hehe, I'll tell you later

Penelope: can we keep it short and sweet? Just tell me who is the mother

Odysseus: Remember when I left for war? I was pregnant

Penelope: first, you are just a man, and second, you left twenty years ago, he's what, ten? The math ain't mathing

Odysseus: seriously, I'll tell...

Astyanax: I'm son of Hector, the crown prince of Troy, and his wife, Princess Andromache of Cilician Thebe.

Penelope: ...

Odysseus: ...

Odysseus: ...son?

Astyanax: yes, father?

Odysseus: what did we say about saying sensible things in the worst moment possible?

Astyanax: that I shouldn't and should read the room first?

Odysseus: then why didn't you

Astyanax: consider it payback for the horse 😂

A soldier? A poet? A king?

Odysseus refused to choose, for he was all three.