What the FNAF movie should've been:
Phone Guy : Scott Cawthon
Golden Freddy : Alan Tudyk
Freddy Fazbear : Alex Hirsch
Bonnie the Bunny : Donny Osmond
Chica the Chicken : Tara Strong
Foxy the Pirate Fox : Paul Paddick
Dee Dee : Christen Chenoweth
William Afton : Willem Dafoe
Michael Afton : David Tennant
Henry Emily : Donald Glover Jr
Lolbit : Jim Carrey
Pigpatch : Billy Ray Cyrus
Mr Hippo : Danny DeVito
Nedbear : Seth Rogan
Old Man Consequences : Ian McKellen
Helpy : Samuel L. Jackson
Glamrock Freddy : Markiplier
Once upon a sigma dreary
While I facemaxxed weak and weary
Over a many based and W volume of fnaf lore.
While I griddied nearly mogging,
Suddenly there came a knocking,
As someone pogging, pogging at my gamer door.
“Tis some Alpha,” I muttered, “Pogging at my gamer door. Only this and nothing more.”
As fr I remember, it was giving late December.
As each ember cried “I'm ded”.
As ya boi wished the morrow- cringely sought to borrow from my fanfic surcease of L-
F in the chat for the lost Lenore.
For the based and chad female who's name was Lenore-
Twitch channel closed forever more