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Been whipping up a lot of Solangelo lately.
Nico will most certainly bite anyone because he’s in a grumpy mood.
Will's little ball of sunshine
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Things people with Social Anxiety do
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
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plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over
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me: woohoo I love being safe and driving the speed limit woo yeah
the driver following as close behind me as possible without our bumpers tenderly kissing: I have to speed or I will die you're killing me you're literally murdering me by not letting me speed you monster I love speeding so much and I'm dying right now HONK HONK CAN YOU HEAR ME I WANNA SPEED SO BAD FUCK YOU