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@ap0theism

Atlas/Theo he/him | adult | normal about eyes current hyperfixation: Hazbin Hotel
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Hello! Name’s Atlas, he/him, but you can also call me Theo (short for Apotheism!) I’m an adult (Evil STEM Undergrad addition) and while this is not a Hazbin-exclusive blog, I can guarantee about 95% of the posts right now At Least are going to be about it, it’s truly all-consuming right about now. Updating this post because my follower count has grown immensely and I’ve had time to settle back in on this new blog after my years-long hellsite hiatus.

  • This blog, as a general rule, is 18+. I know what being a minor on the internet is like (oh boy do I) but please do not interact with any NSFW posts or interact with me 1-on-1 if you are not an adult. I am not combing my followers extensively but I will block accounts I do not want viewing my content.
  • I am very much a multishipper and very much believe in the magic of nuance. I post frequently and whimsically about Staticmoth, Radiostatic+silence, PolyVees, Radiorose, Staticrose, and Velvette x Lute. I post less frequently and more evilly about Staticapple, Staticdust, and Valangel.
  • (Just FYI I do not engage with reciprocal Radioapple in any amount. You can occasionally prod me to talk about Lucifer having an unrequited crush, or the existence of the Applemedia trio, if I am feeling particularly exploratory.)
  • I am very big on whump and (frequently non-sexual) kink (going to try out the tags “#certified whump post” and “#certified kink post” to organize). Vox is my biggest blorbo but I also adore Rosie, Lute, Angel Dust, and Alastor when he is on good behavior.
  • My ramblings can be found at “#atlas yapped”, there’s a few more specific ones like atlas asked and answered that I mainly use for my own benefit.
  • Lore to know: the DollDivine AU is a Fallen!Lute x Velvette AU I am crafting quite passionately. I also have the inklings of a very chaotic college AU (#Pentagram State University), and a Staticapple Forced Marriage AU.
  • I also believe in intersex Valentino, Vox pet play as a sharkpup, AroAce touch-repulsed Alastor, and Rosie being the Jewish AroAllo mommydom we all need in our lives.
  • I love receiving asks and try to get around to them in a timely manner unless I’m waiting for the particular thoughts to come around again. My DMs are also always open to yapping!

I will link my AO3 when I finally get to posting on it! Links on here will also be updated if I make lore masterposts, I’m much more content with this post as the pinned one now. Thanks gang love y’all!!!

#hazbin hotel#hazbin blog#hazbin whump#atlas yapped#adding some tags i frequently use for easy access#mommy rosie#vox sharkplay#sharkpup!vox#DollDivine AU#dolldivine#velute#pentagram state university#nonsexual kink#certified whump post#certified kink post
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Just saw a joke witchy/curse video on Instagram saying “just infantilized my opp, you can’t take care of yourself without me >:)”

I’m thinking totally normal RadioStatic/SilentStatic thoughts about this. I’ve never thought normaler thoughts in my life.

Alastor go make that TV dependent on you whether he wants it or not.

#hazbin hotel#vox#alastor#radiostatic#staticsilence#silentstatic#hazbin vox#hazbin alastor#this is meant to have evil kinky subtext but i’m making it subtext because i don’t have more thoughts Yet#at least not ones i can articulate. i can do some gestures and enthusiastic noises though#atlas yapped#alastor hazbin hotel#vox hazbin hotel
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Alright, the next Alastor and Vox fic is officially started with the working title "Feed me up until I'm sick". Maybe if I can think of some play on words about "tasting yourself" I'd go with that. Maaaaybe "Good enough to eat (Not!)", feedback would be appreciated

Idea: after "The Little Death" Alastor cuts up some meat from Vox's dead body, and Vox doesn't know since he regenerates before he gains consciousness again.

It will be Vox's POV, so he'll have loads of time to think about what just happened between him and Alastor and he won't enjoy the conclusions. Alastor assures him he isn't mad at Vox anymore and is suddenly just that bit more touchy than Vox is used to.

The next day rolls around and Alastor is feeling in a great mood, so he cooks for the Hotel crew! I'd need to research some dishes he'd reasonably know of because I'm NOT making him cook jambalaya because I refuse to play into that joke! It's not human meat, don't you worry!

And oh, since Vox is a white man from the 50s, Alastor made something special for him without all those yucky spices his stomach wouldn't be able to handle! And... it's good, Vox has to admit it's really tasty. Alastor has always been a good cook when he doesn't go overboard with the cayenne pepper!

Everyone is enjoying their meal with growing enthusiasm, because hey, Alastor won't poison them, that's not his style! Charlie is glad Alastor is warming up to the Hotel! Vox is still having some not very nice thoughts about Alastor assaulting– I mean, hurting– I mean, DOING WHAT HE DID IN "THE LITTLE DEATH", until– he chews on something hard and pointy. A bone? He gingerly spits the bite into a napkin because Alastor approximates manners–

... that's one of Vox's scales... He knows his own skin...

He looks at Alastor across the table.

/// warning for self-induced vomiting

Alastor grins. "What's the matter, pal? Not seasoned well? My bad, that dish isn't up to my tastes, I didn't even try it! Not a fan of shark meat, I'm afraid!"

Cue to Vox gagging. Cue to Vox puking. I don't know whether he'd manage to get away from the table in time. Cue to him making himself throw the rest of it up manually away from everyone. Loads of snot and tears and drool and bitten knuckes as he wretches and fights to get every last bit out.

Alastor's shadow is laughing at him the entire time and mocking him. Charlie is concerned and Vox comes up with the most batshit excuses possible that he drank a lot last night. Husk confirms begrudgingly as he realizes that Alastor did something and Husk sure as hell doesn't want anything to do with it

#obsessed with this holy fucking shit#i need that man so sick#hazbin hotel#hazbin whump#certified whump post#radiostatic#vox#alastor#tw emeto#tw emetophobia#emeto tw
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(about a problematic ship) actually i think the power dynamics should get more unbalanced and they should have less respect for each other's autonomy and they should violate more boundaries and commucate worse and fuse together in a tangled mass of tragedy until the lines between them blur and vanish and they are one single unified embodiment of unending worship

#PREV THE BADWORSE TAG IS SENDING MEEE WE GOTTA MAKE IT A THNG#radiorose to me as well. and jilco
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Every time i open the Staticmoth PWP my willingness to finish it drops exponentially and that I think is Solely because it was the one that won that initial poll and I told myself I would get it done First. Why would I do that. A bit of demand avoidance in me yes. That’s not even the one I was most excited about. It’s time for me to lock the fuck in on joy and whimsy I cannot make fandom another chore. Also I cannot be afraid of posting on AO3 like it will eat me. Can everybody tell I’ve never been normal in my life.

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Also I know it probably just won because it escaped containment and I had not established my niche here yet. Like. I don’t think it would win again. And I don’t want to poll to see. I want to simply do what I want forever and right now I’m not sure what that is.

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Every time i open the Staticmoth PWP my willingness to finish it drops exponentially and that I think is Solely because it was the one that won that initial poll and I told myself I would get it done First. Why would I do that. A bit of demand avoidance in me yes. That’s not even the one I was most excited about. It’s time for me to lock the fuck in on joy and whimsy I cannot make fandom another chore. Also I cannot be afraid of posting on AO3 like it will eat me. Can everybody tell I’ve never been normal in my life.

#atlas allotted vent time#atlas yapped#hazbin hotel#staticmoth#the business in question
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Hello Hazbin darkfic + whump + kink + evil + Nuance Enjoyers community, thank you for having me here today.

I am here to propose a solution to a problem that isn’t really a problem but I can make a solution for it anyways. Isn’t it unfair how Radiostatic gets all the cool ship names? Do you want more ship names? Do you want evil ship names to signify that you ship things eviller than the status quo? Do you like pseudomaternal figures and women who are fucked up? Do you like pathetic Alastor in a canon-compliant way and want to make it everybody else’s problem?

Introducing RadioThorn, my new proposed ship name for when “RadioRose” doesn’t cut it because you are simply having too much fun. Romantic, platonic, queerplatonic, Secret Other Thing it doesn’t matter! RadioThorn does not discriminate.

There are many uses for RadioThorn! The options are limitless!

  • Rosie and Alastor being fun besties but with the eternal looming knowledge of soul ownership and Alastor’s weaknesses
  • Rosie forcing Alastor into any number of horrible situations because she Can and she knows all the ways to play him like a fiddle
  • Alastor forced to be pathetic and vulnerable to the only person who can see him like this, and Rosie relishing in the privilege
  • Undernegotiated physical and emotional intimacy with Rosie as a mentor, mistress, mother, or anything else to Alastor’s poor hyperindependent self
  • And so much more!

You can keep Alastor just as aroace as he’s implied to be in canon! No issues there! There’s more to horror and/or kink than sexual and romantic attraction. Make him everything-averse! Don’t be limited! But you can also expand beyond that too! Bring in your own headcanons! Canon is dead and all the devils are here.

All I ask, dear Hazbiners, is you make more Rosie/Alastor content and you make it as fucked up as it deserves to be. We are sleeping on their dynamic so hard! What on earth is going on with them!

You can have a 100% of my nonexistent intellectual profits, I am benevolent and surely would get kicked off of Shark Tank.

Thank you for your time.

#hazbin hotel#radiorose#radiothorn#alastor#rosie#rosie x alastor#alastor x rosie#hazbin alastor#hazbin rosie#rosie hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin whump#hazbin hotel whump#hazbin hotel shipping#hazbin shipping
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when Lilli Cooper (Velvette's VA) is asked about Velvette's fashion, she often mentions how much she loves her afro in the season 1 finale and now her boxbraids in the season 2 finale, and while she's absolutely right, they're both amazing looks, it's always a slightly sad reminder that despite Velvette's Thing being that she switches outfits every time she appears, and despite the numerous gorgeous hairstyles Black women have been wearing for centuries and inventing daily, the amount of times Velvette wears her hair in a distinctively Black style is, in fact, twice.

#hazbin hotel#velvette

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