teaboot:

psych-is-the-name:

ozempicofficial:

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According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most decor.

Shart rug at the public viewing toilet

cryptotheism:

dragirlinstall:

boss makes a dollar i make him slime

I have control of the company grime

cryptotheism:

dragirlinstall:

boss makes a dollar i make him slime

I have control of the company grime

atlanticflyway:

A european robin fluffed up into a ball perches on a branch and tilts its head cutely at the camera.ALT

A European Robin (Erithacus rubecula) perching cutely on a branch.

writhe:

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

beaft:

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on “outward” signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don’t know how to explain it but “do you make eye contact with other people” feels like a much less relevant question than “how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?”

“You find conversing with others difficult”

Fuck you no i dont. Every conversation is a series of quicktime-event flowcharts where i have to pick the correct option within the socially acceptable time limit, and if i dont know what to say or pick the wrong one it ruins my entire day. Obviously.

ladyofspoons:

hjjhtyhthfrthgfhnfgb-deactivate:

puppygirllaika:

gumi-megpoidd:

estrogen is a ploy by big women to sell more women

everyone say thank you big women

thank you big women

you’re welcome

charl0ttan:

wiresforbreakfast:

cannibalchicken:

cannibalchicken:

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i am inexplicably reminded of this

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toystory-hentai:

asgardreid:

aviewfrommercury:

I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

mlapmlapmlapmlapmlap

:V :| :V :| :V :P

magical-grrrl-mavis:

trupie:

ectoimp:

that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

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Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

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Gonzo, get on tumblr, girl, you have a home here.

so-much-for-subtlety:

molabuddy:

this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

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toskarin:

toskarin:

accidentally got a site’s ai assistant bolted down, and I do believe I was personally responsible for it, if only because I found out how to ask it for clothing suggestions in just such a way that it kept trying to find visions of hell in its stock and describing offerings of assorted red and pink scarves as like, insect-mutilated infants

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like I do really think I might be at fault if they ever looked at the logs and saw what happened

doubleca5t:

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this gag from tails gets trolled occupies permanent real estate in my brain because it has no right being this good