Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

i really think waterparks the band should be more popular on tumblr because a song thats called “SELF-SABOTAGE” with a chorus that goes “what the fuck is wrong with me yea yea” well. i thinnk that should. Resonate. with some of you.

does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like "what colour is this mouse??" and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like "it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn't at the club" . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

Here ya' go ❤️🙏

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

History is written by victors

yeah well Victor fucking bit me

im starting to think fandoms dont like women

I am forever of the opinion that SO many people would be so much happier if they stopped trying to fit their relationships and feelings into "just friends" and "romantic partners". man those are two boxes. twoooo. you are an entire living being. you are alive and your brain is full of electric signals and your body is sending crazy chemicals all over the place. you cannot always cram your experiences into two neat cookie cutter shapes. you are alive on this stupid gay earth please relax and have fun. I love you

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing

i like it when women are evil im sorrryyyyy. like im sorry but i like it when women are evil 😩😖like i love it im sorr[remembers i literally love evil women] Im not sorry.

People who interpret "character playlist" as "playlist of songs the character would listen to" as opposed to the good and honorable "playlist that represents the character" are so alien they're chasing me and my cat around the spaceship. That metaphor got away from me. Much like the cat

When the male lead and female lead make it to the end of the story without kissing

I love Reddit it’s the only place I can see someone get mad enough to insult someone over a 13y old jolly rancher house. I also like that they said goodbye but came back to drop another insult indicating that they were indeed quite pressed over this. Classic

I know yesterday was halloween but the store I work at is already playing christmas music and I got inspired

it's december now. time for the gay apparel