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girlcoil:

i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)

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captain-price-unofficially:

Former members of ICE say recent violence is "by design"

"What has changed is there has been an encouragement from the top to be much more aggressive in enforcement."

Mother Jones

Confirmation on our suspicions that ICE violence is premeditated to create more violence.

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bish0ps:

Green onion mantra

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afloweroutofstone:

They closed the Death Wendy’s over a year ago and I’m still mad about it. It was a Wendy’s located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city’s top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

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I saw this gif on discord and added half-life sfx to it

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bogleech:

Don’t like people pointing out that it no longer makes sense in modern society to pretend a banana is a telephone

my bioengineering team is working on a rectangular-slab-shaped banana variant to address this very issue

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pjackk:

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

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zoyasayshi:

errorschacha:

Looking at what national news outlets are up to right now, one might not realize a whole major US metropolitan area is, you know, sort of under attack by paramilitary forces. Wild.

im sorry the What is being What now???

While it’s not going unreported entirely, what’s been happening in Minnesota and in Minneapolis–Saint Paul in particular since Renee Good was murdered is not getting the attention it should be.

There are already 2000 gangsters from DHS deployed, and “hundreds” or “1000” more are on the way, depending on which Trumpland person you ask. As a point of reference, the Twin Cities’ actual police total just under 1200 (600 in Minneapolis and 590 in Saint Paul according to the depts’ sites).

The feds there are more or less attacking people at random. They’ve gone door-to-door for “citizenship checks” (completely illegal). They’ve knocked doors down when residents haven’t complied (obviously also completely illegal). In addition to abducting and brutalizing the immigrants they come across during their rampages, they’ve done the same to US citizens of color and are also harassing, stalking and physically attacking observers.

Here are some local sources:

ICE intensifies Twin Cities operation after killing of Renee Good, protests (MPR News—link won’t embed)

Privacy advocates: ICE using private data to intimidate observers and activists (MPR News—link won’t embed)

U.S. Border Patrol agent knees man in face in Minneapolis as other agents hold him down • Minnesota Reformer

A U.S. Border Patrol agent kneed a man at least five times in the face while several other agents held him pinned facedown on the pavement i

Minnesota Reformer

Below are some videos from observers. I’m linking to Bluesky because that’s where I saw them, though many are originally from/also available elsewhere. I apologize for the rancid formatting below but it was the best I could do quickly-ish. The images are previews; click the links in the timestamps to watch.

Elliott Payne (@elliottpayne.org) January 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM

Mickey Kuhns (@mickeykuhns.bsky.social) January 12, 2026 at 10:58 AM

Dumb Meg (@dmbmeg.bsky.social) Jan 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM (You need to be logged in to see this—while it’s unclear what happened to the victim in this one, there’s no reported death so far; CW for heightened violence)

Dom Ervolina (@dominicervolina.com) Jan 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM (You need to be logged in to see this)

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) January 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) January 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM

Sundae Gurl (@sundaedivine.lol) January 10, 2026 at 4:39 AM

Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) January 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM

SaltyBitchables (@saltybitchables.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM

News2Share has more on YouTube:

I also recommend checking out this guy’s work:

ICE in Minneapolis | Chad Davis Photography

Chad Davis Photography

Schools had to cancel classes due to threats from ICE, and the city districts are offering virtual learning for children who are scared to leave the house.

High schoolers had classes canceled all last week because hours after Good was murdered, Border Patrol gents attacked them as school was getting out, tackled, beat and handcuffed staff, and tear gassed students.

Just a note of the scale/how it’s affecting people at every level and in every context.

Mix of agencies too: CPB, DHS, ICE.

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tr-p-antoninvs-pivs:

weirdvintage:

An early 20th century postcard against the coercion of motherhood and promoting the usage of contraception.

She is going to hit that Christian baby for a home run.

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blankeyedgirll:

yessssss girl need to smoke with this bot

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superhumannamedseppirayeth:

This came to me in a dream

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astriiformes:

astriiformes:

In other news, there’s a polar vortex that’s supposed to hit this weekend and I hope these fucking idiots are ready to take cold damage while getting yelled at by Minnesotans that eat sub-zero temperatures for breakfast.

#it’s truly giving winter invasion of russia (via @dog-of-ulthar)

It’s funny you should mention that:

ALT

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