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Forget the dog, beware of the strange llama.

@araluendunedainofluna

I don't even know. We're figuring it out as we go and hoping no one dies.

guess who

come on. don’t just stand there. didn’t you miss me?

he’s letting me go

where are you going?

my love, did he tell you? we can be happy again. i’m coming home with you

why won’t you look at me?

can you hear me? i’m right here

just turn around

please

he said i could go back. he said i could go with you

you can’t hear me, can you?

you don’t even know i’m here. i’m right behind you

wait!!! please wait

i need to think about this

won’t you stop walking please

this is some cruel trick, isn’t it?

just some. some specter dreamt up to torture me

my husband would never leave me behind so easily

you’re not him. i know you’re not

maybe it’s not a trick. maybe you really have forgotten me

please. please my love can you hear me

look at me i beg you. what’s going on what’s happening

why won’t you turn around

please it’s been ages i thought i’d never see you again won’t you hold me for a moment

i can’t do this i can’t go with you

not if it’s going to be like this

i can’t haunt you. i need you to know i’m here i need you to love me back

don’t go please don’t

i can’t follow you out

wait!! please wait for me

Real life moment I had with my youngest sister when she was 7.

She used to say some crazy shit in her sleep, which I, as the lightest sleeper known to men, caught every single time. This was her most memorable sleep-talking moment.

*kind southern lady voice* Well aren’t you such a darling! *hunger in her eyes* I could just eat you right up! *starts unhinging jaw* Aww, aren't you sweet?

It's good and cool to give your characters a single simple, straightforward, non-urgent, super-achievable goal that shouldn't really cost anything or hurt anyone, make that the driving factor for most of their decisions, and then have the Plot do everything in its power to stop them.

Goals include but are not limited to:

  • Wanting to go home
  • Wanting people out of your house who shouldn't be there
  • Trying to find a reliable babysitter
  • Trying to deliver a letter or package
  • Trying to do a favor for someone
  • Wanting to see a specific thing, place, or kind of animal
  • Wanting to collect the money somebody owes you (the lower the debt the better)
  • Trying to win a bet
  • Wanting to punch a specific person in the face

in my mind "its not that deep" depends on how much the person is enjoying themselves, especially when it comes to fandom stuff. fans making lengthy character analysis out of a character with 2 seconds of screentime? theyre having a grand ol' time playing make believe in the shallow end of the pool and im not gonna stop their fun. people making discourse and starting fights over those same nothingburger characters? you are acting like you are drowning in an inch of water. stand up. youre fine.

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